Finished Folds (3001—3020)
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3was a new convert to The First Church of The Sun and insisted The Sun officiate her nuptials. The Mayor was about to object when a beam of sunlight fried his brain and caused him
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0[This story is hereby interrupted by the Definition Police: foolish people often make noise. ALLOWED.] Doctor Cytzfuhjbio wiped the pin on his shirt and stuck somewhere behind his
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2had her slaughtered and barbecued in celebration. Strangely though, within a week all of them were dead from a mysterious disorder that made them think they were a cow getting slau
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3Soon, as First Lady, she would finally be able to move the alien cadres around more in line with her Overlord's wishes. The Mariah cadres had met with great success in undermining
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3enchilada, resplendent upon her plate, covered in lettuce, tomatos, sour cream, and quacamole. One beat cop said it was like her glistening moist tortilla was beckoning him home.
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4were, of course, a few that were grandfathered though, like Cactus 922 because his number is also theirs. The Police Police were on the scene quicker than the water police who were
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3Security cameras show that not even 7 minutes after police left him with his ticket he was beset on all sides by several gaggles of geese. His body was never found. His ticket was.
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6marred her! She raised the handful of fur to the sky and swore blood vengeance and set the fur on fire and threw it up where the wind carried it away to it's destination in Hell.
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4Yesterday Tom graduated from the city's grueling 13 week Street Sweeper boot camp. In a couple of hours he will carry his new broom & dustpan to take his place on the frontlines.
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2I am reading every line in her face. I am driving every role. I am simply being me.
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4The reason I was sick on Thursday was because of an incident on Friday which took so much soul out of me that it's effects were felt the day before the cause.
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4But the hot cheese helped in burning off the scaly skin that would form around his nose. That is the real reason he was called Pizza Face.
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5Day of creation went off without any incident precisely because God put Ebb and Flow to handle all the details. They are the reason it is said that it is all in the details. Orient
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7On an elevator with Ëlvÿs the High Elven Elvis impersonator because the escalator was not actually an option. Since elves do not have the concept of gratitude, he keeps having a
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2After a while the waiting got uncomfortable and we had to walk around in the woods for while dressed in our best furs. We walked on all fours and howled at the moon.
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2Her Plutonian enhancements must have been damaged in the fight to the surface because it refused to compensate for the gravity as I was directing her to do. Like to get her suit of
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8Street corners selling a good time became librarians at the Temple of Forgetfullness and Pleasure.
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3Ries at the market green grocer. So locked in their own world were Lobsterman and Godzilla that the did not notice the Farmer's Market only 1 green grocer when a town of this size
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3was about to say "yes, I do wear a watch" while pointing my arm towards the phone to show it when I noticed my watch was not there. I was relieved that the phone had not shown my
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2Back on stage but Valium refused to relax at the start of the first gig of her comeback. It had been 10 years since her last hit, "Eye of the rock that is gonna Kill You". She need