Finished Folds (21—40)
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1“You, a mere human, dares to question the wisest mice of Micedom itself,” the mouse asked her sternly. “Micedom,” she asked incredulously. “I simplified the name for you. Micedom.
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2I mean it. Marilyn Monroe literally handed me her tongue out of her mouth. it was littered with nuggets. It was turning blue. Que Sera, que sera. The future isnt ours. Neither do w
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3Or so I thought.
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1ege. I had gotten my first custom fit clown shoes. It was a pretty good time to be a clown. I minored in Pantomime on a lark. I'm wearing my Vote for Pedro shirt. President Trump
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3She reminded herself she had made that walk through the fire voluntarily. She had only ever tried to do what was right. She ran inside and the crowd burned it down with her inside.
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0Pinky didn't answer. Pinky wasn't there anymore. He kept forgetting. A blow to the head had robbed him of those memories about Pinky.
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5then he poured his wine on the mongrel's head. He could never be with someone who listed pineapple as his favorite topping. Frank let go of the mongrel's paw and walked away.
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2But why did my grandparents keep their elf locked in a treasure box hidden beneath the floor under the bed? Hopefully I hadn't been enthralled by its Elvish snarls. I didn't feel
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2decolletage. Her skimpy teddy didn't seem, to me, to be proper dress for the operating room. The OR was kept cold so the nurse had her brights on. As the surgeon I had to look away
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2room leaving the rest up to him to figure out. Dr. Evil turned his attention to flim flammery and , dare he say it, one million dollars. Sure asparagus head had a point. He needed
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0went to check the main hold to see if any fish were to be found. Instead she discovered her husband In flagrante delicto with an octopus he was calling Jacklin. She reached for a
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1now before she notices that it's me. Too late. She saw me. I saw it dawn on her that I was who I was. She made a beeline to me, confrontation beaming with each step. "You! I see it
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3The Sims Cop confronting him in real life said it again. "Hooba noobie." How could this be unless he had fallen off the edge of the world Professor Sims surmised. The Cop was flesh
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3Wu Mackenzie was filming a new biopic about Ma and Pa Kettle and he needs a yeti for the climax. Those are his words. I'm not going to explain it. Ask Wan Wu. I walked off the set.
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0What make if really awkward was that now we had to walk back across the park together to get to our cars. She thought I was being gallant. Before we knew it the date was back on. I
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0this planet." Another alien nodded an eyestalk with a flourish and it was settled that they were leaving the planet.
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0The Pope, like everyone, turned to see what all the screaming behind him was about. Thereby displaying his frilly bloomers to the world via satellite. Saint Peter's Cathedral was a
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1whole in. In Paris, on a whim, he stopped by a military recruiter. As a foreigner his only option had been the Foreign Legion. He signed up. Now he would be able to do some killing
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1She decided to run away. She packed what she needed into her backpack and slipped out of the window. Then she fell off the roof and landed on the car which set off the car alarm.
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4Scarlet bit her lower lip in consternation. I read that as worry. Should I call her bluff and take the deal? "I don't know what Col. Mustard is going on about," Scarlet