Finished Folds (3321—3340)
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2plate of spotted dick Suzy had left him. We called Suzy Plywood. Her older sister, Kathy, was Plastic Face and her younger sister Aluminum. I no longer recall Aluminum's real name.
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1that cabin at Lake Waputadetumadrepincheiwacamaw. The listened to aspirational podcasts and practiced Nuero-linguistic Programming modes on each other. Snuffleupagus took Big Bird
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2T and pointed at a thirtysomething man in the back of his cruiser. "Oh, a bass? I misunderstood. I guess we were not in sync. No officer, we did not drop a bass but we did drop it.
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2Trivaginas. He would now fulfill his Special Purpose. This is what he was made for. The name Three Dong would live forever in the planet's people's hearts. How you see me now Suzy?
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1hot water poolside. "It was hot because", seal told me, "Sally peed." "Why did it smell so fishy?" I must have said the wrong thing because seal just gored me. Death will prevent
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1With so many snakes to eat whispers got fatter and fatter until the hit the next stage of their life cycle and became the Guardians of Stealth. The rest is only laughter.
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1Thank you Parson. Next we have the Arch Necromancer, Phidias Culpepper, to tell us about his project More Park Screamers by Moonlight. But when they looked he was gone. A phantom.
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3funeral of the Truth." We all thought the truth had died ages ago with Marat but we were wrong. It survived somehow living in Rancho Cucca Monga in California. Choked on sushi.
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2We leave this view into your future for now, hopefully forever.
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1"You do realize the new distributor is Japanese, don't you?"
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5e Vice President in charge of shifting attention. Wait, stop, sporky, don't go there. Just let it die where I left it. In the grass behind...
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6pull over safely, set the brake, and then, only then, remove his seat belt turn to me and to ask with a serious face, "Hey are you hungry". My story stopped. "Yeah,I could eat."
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4But then the horror of golden blinking orange hit me. It could only exist in a home with no jalape�os or mustard! NO, I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS. I was going to send it to Hell or my
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4You know the one. You pretend she is not really annoying because you don't want the drama. Plus the Original Time Travelling Trip Planners is on and you don't want to miss it. Go
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3She wiped the tears from her eyes and stood to leave. She caressed the heart one last time and walked away. She had only taken about 3 steps when she heard a noise behind her. The
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5I was saving up all my time to have an adventure. My research had shown me that usually adventures went wrong because they usually ran out of time. So I was filling all my pockets
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5"When Baby was a child there used to live a lurker on the threshold of her house. Nobody knew from which dimension he from and that is all he ever did, lurk, but everybody feared
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3Along came Jones. Slow walking Jones. I saw his head just over that mesquite. I knew right off that that was Jones because his yellow hat. I also knew that meant I would bleed out.
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3"What has happened to dad," I asked fearing the worse. The knuckles of her hands on the sterring wheel went even whiter. "Your father has left us to go live with an exotic number."
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4But if you are lucky and the winds blow just right across Bikini Island you can smell him. His smell never left the island. Some say the smell is the only thing keeping the island