Finished Folds (3361—3380)
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3They, like most of the faceless populations the transgalactic corporations held in thralldom, were being lied to in order to keep down unrest on the frontiers. Information Starvat
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2Policeman of the World. He never asked for the job and didn't want it. Just because he stood for something did not mean others couldn't do so as well. Take John Bull for instance.
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2see there was blood on the saddle and with that paddle he would cease his fiddle faddle to discover if he had any metal or if he wilted like a flower petal. Such was the plan Stan.
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3His secret weapon was compassion. The tundra was his habitat; his mammoth body was prepared as if by design for the ice and cold. Not so this humanid and yet he was nearly frozen.
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3My name is Obsidian Chu Chuallin Gilgamesh 911 and I am a Latter Saint of the Frozen Crane Clan. We believe knee slapping is a sin which is compounded by paying for sin
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4And Lois. Embarrassed, I begged their forgiveness as I helped them to their feet.
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0Sunnyside was a "Beauty Camp" where those with vanity issues and deep pockets, deep pockets sometimes being the vanity issue itself. It was a place one would expect a Serial Killer
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4FOLDED the World. The Man who Folded The World kept telling Det. Manatee that he didn't need CPR and would he please remove fishy tongue from his mouth. Det. Manatee visibly gave
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4was still carrying raw feelings about dad being referred to by a prejurative colonial term such as "witch doctor" by his own son. That kind of thinking made us all paraplegics.
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2winds approaching speeds requiring tropical storm warnings and the sirens startled my birds of paradise who then shit all over place and the resale values take a dive and she gives
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5And Buckminster Fuller was Bucky, of course. Marilyn loathed Bucky because he was faithful to his wife. She hated Einstein as well because he had better legs than she did.
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6don't pigeonhole me. In the first place, I would hate to see the pigeon whose hole was big enough to fit me. Not that I'm bragging, but a pigeon that big must have crap the size of
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3passenger was unnamed in my instructions but I recognized her as Connie Francis, a nightclub singer. I had seen her act the previous summer at a Newark Howard Johnsons. Blindfolded
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6which, although very popular with the end users, proved an unsustainable business model for the venue operators as their customers spent more time doing their business when Jumanji
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3mind is occupied with the more mundane task of working back up from my tracheal tube the small metal end cap from the pen you foolishly left behind in my cage at last night's brag.
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4Was still asleep in the bathtub where we had chained him up. There was Cheez Whiz™ all over the cracked radiator beneath the window where Tina's ass was hanging out of giving the
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2you can take you red curtains, red chair, red book, red shoe diaries, and your red food coloring #5 and kiss my baboon's red teettering on magenta great ape ass! But first validate
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1the boy that checked their hat at the roller rink was the future father of the girl that left her bag at the girl in the first fold's dorm after a party that happened accidentally.
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6The North Sea but the ice floes came early that year and they were forced to safe harbor in Rotterdam just as the mood in the city was going South. Fights erupted without warning.
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3to Hell and back for you so you better appreciate it. The worst was Cerberus's breaths. Three times the halitosis. What do you guys feed your Hellhound, sulpher and brimstone?