Finished Folds (3761—3780)
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5were understandably disappointed. Now they would have to tell the bride that they had accidentally killed the groom at his Batchelor Party. No blaming this on a hangover, not this
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3He pretended so hard that with his head buried in the newspaper he did not see a giant finger come down from the sky where Hemingway was pointing at his map. Picasso was under the
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2itself in the tall grass near the carcass of the panther's kill, apparently a gnu who should have known better to diversify his porfolio by loading up on pork bellies. The worm had
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7This was the worse news that William could hear. Although Anne's working as a lead meant they would eat it also meant that she would be spending lots of time with Roger Bacon.
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4his men were weary. He needed to take advantage of the lull in the fighting to get some R&R for his men. A settlement of the naked sounded just fine. He gave orders for the army to
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6he transformed before her eyes into Popeye Doyle. He connected Mr. French of Family Affair with French Stewart of 3RD Rock From The Sun. It was The French Connection we had been
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4then took the stage to a different venue where they performed their seminal hit, Maladies for Bad Ladies & Their Laddies. The Pentecostal congregation put down their snakes and
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1nether regions of the night. Billowy clouds of flack appeared around it as the anti-disembodied hand batteries sprung into life, tracking it's movements & trying to bring it down.
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4write your own ticket and before you know it you will be the King of Bab's Head. Soon after you will be stocking Giant Hand Of Allahs as well. But the life of a novelty king is not
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2tied up out back to use however we deem fit. I myself have never partook but judging from the sounds that emanate from that quarter, I have a good idea what they are using her for.
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1which had been given to me by The Gas Masked Socialite the last time she visited our hobo camp. Pretty soon the applesauce was almost finished and using an old shoe as a ladle, I
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4Kato, a hard ginger ale enthusiast, declined to participate. We would occasionally send him the stink eye as we filled our jugs with ox wine but otherwise we paid him no mind. When
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3missing testicle entered her aura. Suddenly, she could see that missing testicle's life journey and she knew. Lance looked down and he knew that she knew. He quickly backed away.
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2makes my brain look fat. It was true but I was not about to fall for that old tar baby this late in the game. "Oh Honey", I cooed, "it is your fat brain that I love the most." She
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1Goodness for Brannigans, and because it is odorless nobody will know. Remember Brannigans, the No Smell No Tell Brandy. Available at fine retailers like: [INSERT LOCAL STORE CHAIN]
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7so edifying donkey show that distracted me from my mission. During the spectacle all I could think about was rich Corinthian leather. Poor Corinthian leather wouldn't do anymore.
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2in the future? But you're old NOW! I might only be in 1st grade but even I know that you should not meet yourself this way. I can't believe I am going to grow up to be a Barney.
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2Antoine Roccamora and Neil had pulled it off but they were not about to let them do it again. Skippy made an anonymous phone call to Marcellus Wallace to tell him Antoine had given
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3qua kom kum ritual because she was unable to trace back her lineage directly to The Old Man of The Mountain, Hassan I Sabbah. Unable to participate meant she would never be able
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2intellectuals and running dog imperialists topped the menu. None of the Party mucketty mucks suspected their plates were full of subversive rice as they shoved bowl after bowl of