Finished Folds (401—420)
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5of that Banshee woman." Eeyore noticed that when on his back, Tigger sounded like a German-Japenese American who grew up in Birmingham, Alabama. For once in his life, Eeyore bucked
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2It seems their DMV philosophy extended into the bathroom where one stall has been broken since the first Shrub's presidency. You have to grab their pamphlets to wipe. They go early
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4pratfall shtick in the book. The facedown in the toilet. Toilet tank to the head. The cat that joins him for three floors, all of them. Finally Mr. scuzzy ends up on the ground flo
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2-e same. When danger threatened they threatened back. So it was that eventually they and nature came to a mutual accommodation with each other. Nature recognized their smelly pets.
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4In the rush to pull the grift before the next mark they'd forgotten Mr. Orange wears an orange jacket not a yellow one like the one hanging on the chair that Mr. Orange referred to
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2yeared O'Reilley seven years ago. The price would be reset by Dr. Dogyeared O'Reilley tomorrow but until then Mickey Ds will be using the Shukhronaamundo tablets. "McGriddles for
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2sold his soul to them to cinch the deal. It just didn't matter to Nigel anymore. So he sold his soul away and reaped all these great rewards but he didn't feel it as a profit. When
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2but was gambling that the others didn't yet know the connection. Isla flaunted her nudeness in the faces SOG infiltrating through the Cambodian side. Then cock blocking with violin
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4I woke up doing math. Pizza might have been involved. If I order a large pizza should I have them cut it into 4 slices instead of 8? I don't think I can eat 8 slices but I could 4.
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2squashed a kitten under his stiletto heels, just to prove that he didn't cotton to cats either. We were just joshing you earlier when we said he was a cat person. The truck he had
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2I wasn't allowed to watch entropy at all. I had to be concerned with what the parrot's possessed wing did next. The poor parrot it was attached to was in a full panic mode, frozen
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3-ever they did. They only knew the look of society, not the nut sack stuff. The mite poet that put it best was Allen Ginzuknfe. The mites were often named by where they hatched. He
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1"But it looks so delicious. Let me have cake before it goes kablooey. It is so big too. Does it have a woman in side. I'm kidding, I know it isn't that big. Unless you cut her up."
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2foot, the trash can remained stuck. The smaller people contacted a Cleaner named Abyss LeBiche to keep the place tidy. Too many of their clients were disappearing. "Abyss took them
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8whether it was their God given mission or not, those Satan boys were still bad news. Pastor Mike ranted at them not to invite the Satan boys or their father to any birthday party.
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2When the Guardsman caught him coming out of the grocery store with his arms full of Readers Digest he was shot as a looter. The Readers Digest dampened the bullet but it still hurt
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4made women disappear during sex. "So you're a comedy act. I'll pass. Vegas is full of comedy acts", is all I heard. Why did everybody think that Screwdini was a comedy act? I could
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1She considered using a trebuchet but the shoulder to shoulder marching zombies were coming faster than she had time to make one. Liza reached into her back pocket and pulled out a
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2tless Expressionistas who were making a big splash in the tony neighborhoods of Liverloop. So he threw his lot in with theirs. His lot consisted of a cot that he fought for naught.
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1was another map to the pirate's treasure. This one called for them to time travel to 2019 San Francisco. Ona Oopaloo pointed out is was 2019 & they were already in San Francisco.