Finished Folds (441—460)
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4Not so incoherently though that we couldn't get the gist of his incoherence.He was mad at the fudgepackers. He didn't care if they identified as fudgesicles, or fudgegurt, or fudge
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6Hansel almost jumped out from behind the bushes when she said their names were ugly but Gretel held him back. They watched her break up the gingerbread house and stuff it into her
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5wormed its way pass my perimeter, my ear muffs, & into my ears, I was already bringing up my reserve units to flank his Pyrrhic victory with his daughter's head in a nice hat box.
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3Red Cross to donate the blood from his feet stigmata. Nobody had noticed the corn cracking was missing again & Jimmy didn't care & I didn't care. but you did, dear reader, you did.
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1Someday I'm going to realize that one thing that I didn't realize, at the time, that was the only thing I needed to realize and why I never realized it. Until that realization came
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4I said, but I didn't. That was your cousin Doug who said it. You were drunk the 1st time you heard the story. You thought they had were talking about me. It was him, not me. I wish
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3The penguins set up their information table in front of the 17th State Bank of Schlomo. It was the only bank in town, so pretty much the lifeblood of their economy went through it.
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1"Let me put it this way auntie, the thing that this tastes like is brown and sounds like a bell and I'm not eating it anymore. I can't believe I haven't vomited yet? WHY CAN'T I?!
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0owed me big time since that time that I saw... well, lets say, somebody was going to jail and it wasn't going to be me. I fixed it so that she didn't. Great-Uncle Bartok took a shi
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3Just then a Secret Service Response Team showed up on the scene. They saw it was Ben Franklin. They smiled & then got angry. "Go back to your era Mr. Franklin, this is your last
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1It wasn't until late into the 2nd Trump Regency that as one of his first acts as President for Life of The Assembled States of North America, Barron Trump Jr. granted the flatworms
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3just lay there like a dead body tends to do. It is the usual expectation upon walking into a murder scene investigation. We just don't usually notice the suddenly part of it. Det.
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9just to prove I wasn't gay, I touched my balls to hers and ergo est quod erat demonstrandum. I wasn't gay and the hermaaprodite agreed with me several times over the weekend. When
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0to get it before the Orange One's attention. Maybe it will spur him on to leave the solar system also & we can have our world back for a little while. "Teen Titans: Go!" had to be
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1didn't add up to some. How was I able to come up with this technology just like that? The timing seemed suspicious to others. I had invented the tech & had thousands of production
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2some video on youtube on how to lose weight by do it yourself surgery. Mr. Ed had sliced off a total of 22 pounds and Wilbur's wife was selling them as horse's ass. Mr. Jingles sho
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2seemed to be talking our of their asses. It was rumored that the smartv could deepfake them to look like talking hears when it was really pooting asses, especially on FOXGnews.
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2because he thought that nobody liked him because he couldn't control his hugs because he was so glad to finally hug someone that he forgets and hugs them too much and they die. Gus
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0Then one day my puppy eyes didn't work anymore. People didn't see me as a puppy anymore. They thought I was pathetic. I was 32 and still a human virgin. Turns out I have dyslexia.
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1But shooting Russian goat doppelgangers wasn't as easy as shooting an enemy Bedoin across the desert because he was using your well, & Dr. Zhivago missed & lost the election. FOX