Finished Folds (1721—1740)
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2So God had to trudge his way down to the Divine Bank and ask for a Home Improvement Loan to fix up his slice of Heaven. His loan officer was Godfreid. Godfreid looked over God's ap
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3Chief Keep heard else & fell into a pool of possible elses. Be quiet or don't be quiet. Be quiet or jump into your bonesuit & play Bones. "Damn it Jim! I'm a Kelly not the forest!"
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2the Duke of Lindsey out near the Firth of Cylon Acres, in the deep forests of Moose Noose the Goosed before the First Generation of Man and the Daughters of the Nephilim and their
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2As we know, they never got the future they had envisioned. Their initial premise was at fault. The Multiverse had no necessity for any teleological intent because that way led to m
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0It is like this one time our bullfrog told us, "Frogs! 50 of you are going into the pond but only 25 of you are coming back". The other 49 and I froglets looked at each sure that w
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3The Loyalists gather at Luton while we neither gathered nor knew the meaning of the word. Having already been in a civil war recently, we knew what to expect: the unexpected.
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3They alternated which ear that was. The other three ears banded together into an evil cabal intent on world domination where blowing up TVs was considered child's play. Spiderman
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2So imagine the family's surprise when they learned he had signed them all up to participate in a brand new reality TV direction by filming inside a toilet. It was an ironclad contr
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3seamonkeys he recognized as being part of Detective Manatee’s entourage. They were delicious. Dr. Plotinus told Randy Orton about an abandoned amusement park Dr. Sardonicus had dre
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4I had failed at being a bridge. I decided then to become a hindrance.
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8He started to cry when he saw the doillies under the 3 feet of the ornate samovar. That is what made him realise that Beria must have him locked up in a dark hole in the Lubyanka.
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3to the backsides of pillows, both pretending we'd ever had one. Sir John Deere remarked about how the town crier in Crespin was harping about how his wife was in fragrante delecto
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9the Search for Authenticity began in earnest. The slogans must be hip, hep, and happening. Their IPA's success as a Whole Foods product would be defined by these new slogans.
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3Of it here in my leprous hands. Could you autograph it for me addressed to my father in hell, please?
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8breaded fish sticks if that was what the folded story called for. Detective Manatee tipped the wine glass with a flipper and pondered the Whats and Maybes, the Hows & the Wherebys.
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5He smelled Danish but we lied and told him Swedish and he was happy for a while until he started to realise it was a lie. Why would he smell Swedish? He was Danish. Was his wife ch
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3ith Brother Zebediah?! It was true, Brother Zebediah had passed from spastic coughing into full fledged bursting open because maggots was all of the rage these days, maybe the Last
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0I took a central silence for permission to carry on.
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3Echo implies a bounded space. Even if open, obstruction present.
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5it glistened. "Don't twirl it until a half hour has passed. Use us that time to sum up the case. After 30 mintues, twirl your mustache and announce the killer." Poirot smiled.