Finished Folds (181—200)
-
6out a name. There I was, all of a sudden a Nobody. I got dressed then grabbed my keys and wallet. I looked at my drivers licence. My picture and vitals were there, but no name.
-
4Being a human is such hard work, and everything moves way to fast. So many responsibilities! So many people forcing you to do things against your will! So much salt in my sweat!
-
4But No Says I! Them whippersnappers left poor old me at the bottom of the staircase, laughing as they took them pictures of me! I wus laughing on the inside because thar hair
-
2pulverized. That was the way things went at the gelatin factory. Nasty business turning animal bones into JELLO. I picked up a nearby bucket of mulched hog bones, and started to
-
5check his shopping cart to make sure it matched his receipt. But he new that he was not a thief, and that he had already purchased those items. They were not hers to inspect! He
-
7You see, I am an actual lamb, that is black, and I was adopted by a large family of goats. I never did fit in. Every family reunion I end up being
-
4a blank page. I never noticed that before, what a surprise! But even that wasn't exciting enough to fully wake me, on the sleepiest day of the year. Gary soon showed up and we
-
5Rumpelstiltskin build a giant spinning wheel, as part of a deal to get mind control powers for Gaston. Beauty was still mourning Chip when
-
4There is a Monster at the End of this Story.
-
6lligator bait. He waived it around until an all
-
3hang myself, wanna watch?" 'cool'. "Hey I'm dying a slow painful death, wanna rescue me?" 'cool'. "Achoo!" 'cool'. Always the same 'cool' reply, no matter I said to all of the
-
0and as the basketball player sat there daydreaming about his shoes, suddenly Bugs Bunny showed up. "Eh, What's up D
-
2is missing, and all the evidence points towards you! Beast sulked, looking away. "I killed them all, it was me." But then, Beauty left her hiding spot, crying. "No! I did!"
-
4He was a close-minded conservative bigot, she was a spoiled liberal lunatic. They both shared a love of Dr. Seuss and musical-comedies. They got married.
-
2I was watching Little House on the Prairie with my wife when suddenly my cell phone rang. It was work. It was an emergency. It was almost midnight.
-
0to chant: "This Sentence is a Lie." This strange trance was used by N*Sync back in the day in their attempt at world domination. Beiber didn't notice that it didn't work at all.
-
3pulled out a water gun right as the cop noticed him. "BANG!" he said, squirting the cop. The stunned police officer reached for his gun, and without thinking fired a bullet
-
4horse. So, wearing my disguise, i calmly trotted into the Clue Clutz Clydesdale meeting. I was offered some oats, which i refused. I was only here to assassinate their leader.
-
4Reality was overloaded, Suddenly the world exploded! ...a man was left on the moon, alone. Watching as he lost his home. The war lasted just one minute, humanity didn't win it.
-
2"Look! A shooting star!" she says to her sister. Her sister doesn't see it though, because she has just died. "Jo?" Mia shakes Jo. "JO!" Mia stands up and