Finished Folds (161—180)
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1and so Miles killed him. And so he went to trial for murder. Was it in self defense? Well, the trail's judge was Dr.
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4of this female incarnation of Dr. Who ever finding the Essence of Nonessentialism was now gone. The Eater of Essence apologized as Dr. Who and her companion entered the TARDIS.
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0the fast running dragon. He hit the gas and then attempted to fishtail the dragon. Ken Kesey failed to successfully pull this off, and his bus skidded out of control into a hobb
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6It was sad, it was just too tough, too bad. For how in these modern days, men have lost the gumption to dread the death and misery of their fellow men. And each passing year they
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0for the Mormons to arrive at the Gas Nest. My katana I held tightly in one hand, and my throwing star in the other. I couldn't let this Mormon/Scientology merger happen! The air
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5Hermann the Hate Bug was alive and angry. "Gib mir Kraftstoff oder ich mag dich nicht!" Honked Hermann. But Ms. Goering did not know German, and so she naively kept driving.
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3But Ichabod Crane didn't know Spanish. And so he naively set out into the dark woods.
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2Timothy the mouse then handed Dr. Evil a peanut. Dr. Evil whimpered, scooted further into a corner of the room, and gnawed on the peanut. "We be needin' a better plan," said Timo
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2into the compost heap, and then was never heard from again. The next morning, Ms. Plankenshwack found a giant pumpkin stalk outside her window. She climbed it, and at the top she
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2and Mmmbopped as they reeled in the lobster-wolf into the Blackhawk helicopter. The Hanson brothers then helped the crew-chief cargo strap the beast down.
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2which was filled with clicks and gurgles. The Quatroempatlaunelja joined their eyes together and psychicly requested to the girls for them to turn the TV on. So they did. Garfi
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6We flushed the remnants of the alien spacecraft down the toilette.
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3When its cogs became stuck due to a corroded sprocket. He suddenly fell over, offline. Not long afterwards, a Recycle Drone flew down and swooped up the cannibalistic automaton.
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1time. But Bill and Ted had a change of heart. This might be the greatest moment of their lives, but it would be wrong. President Reagan would have said so.
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5Joe had just hit the pope with his truck. There were no witnesses. The situation was surreal. He left the cab and checked the pope's pulse. The pope had no pulse. He put the
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5If everything that is possible must in turn have been possible to be possible, then that which is impossible must likewise be possible to be impossible, and thus all things are pos
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1the scarecrow prince puts away his knitting tools and points to the native-american chick. "I choose you to be my bride!" She jumps up and squeals! The other contestants cry. Th
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5with many children. So many that the previous owner didn't know what to do with them! If you don't like this home, I can show you a pumpkin for sell, it comes with a starving wid
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4until I hit the ground at terminal velocity and died. If you were wondering how I wrote this, you are actually reading my prerecorded guess as to how I died. This Last Will and
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2was about to awake. The Fast Food Cataclysm was about to commence. One of the children realized that Leviathan was wearing a leash. He snuck past the evil Ronald McDonald, and