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able to sell Kermit crickets for a living. Because the cricket from Germany, yes Jiminy he is, kept eating the marmalade crickets. So my solution, I said, was to chain his ass up.
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The next morning the SPCA sent a truck to scoop up all of the mutilated dog and cat carcasses that were strewn across the town for miles. "Why did this happen?!" I screamed.
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vomited all over my face and chest. He may have mistaken me for "camel-toe", but at this point I did not care. I slapped him as hard as I could across his face and watched him cry.
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her boobs were huge. In comparison, the snake bite was an ant to her mountainous bosoms. The doctor removed the snake's fangs that were beneath her breast bone and stitched it up.
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,most Giraffes here are known for gang related violence. In fact, their gang is best represented by the statement "Giraffe gang will fuck you up". It is best advised to avoid them.
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In mid-summer of the previous year I had exited my home and witnessed something unbelievable. There was a group of nearly 78 women strutting down the road. One of them hollered and
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"I'm lonely." he lamented in desperation. "I'm missing people in my life. I need someone." He turned to face me. I could only stare at him, speechless. He turned towards the window
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reputation as 'Dragon Slayer' would be slaughtered by my inadvertent intimate experience with he, the Dragon. Dr. Mackenzie later proposed that I expose my experience to everyone.
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I looked outside of my window to see at-least 15 of my neighbors driving into my lawn with their lawn mowers. Startled I opened the door to see what was happening. They rushed in.
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Through an act of Karma, she tripped and fell almost as soon as she took her first step. We had to rush her to the hospital. She broke both of her hips. Happily she didn't make it.
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Oh how I loved that fuz. We would prance through the meadows together and walk hand in hand down cherry blossom orchards. We would always love each other. We will never part. Ever
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soon after, she pulled a rubber dildo out from her bra. She smacked me in the face with it and told me to get on the ground. Shocked, I said no. She proceeded to handcuff me.
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he died.
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Diarrhea began to pour out from inside of me, I seesawed all the way to the bathroom, on my way there though, all of the guests vomited from the putrid stench of it.
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The murderer was seen in several other videos throughout the following years. The US Army caught him trafficking prostitutes with RPGS to a battle scene that killed a whole squad!!
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After he heard those few words spoken from the recording, his jaw plummeted and he gasped in shock. "What do we do now?" he said, "Does that mean we are all going to have to die?"
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the hell out of all of us. Fifteen naked prostitutes all armed with RPGS simultaneously fired at our squad. Everyone there died that day. The shockwave killed the prostitutes sadly
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I said as I nodded disapprovingly at the startled student.
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They were always baking cookies together.