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It was the future: the year 2016 and gay marriage was legalized. Everyone became a homosexual and Christianity was now illegal. The economy collapse and Satan sodomized Jesus. -
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Pinocchio was going down on a married woman one night, and she screamed: "lie to me Pinocchio, lie to me!" The woman orgasm and the next morning she was dead--so were the kids.
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The men run up the hill. "Long John Silver, we've been looking for you for so long, where are we?" his men asked. We are on the island from Lost. The pirates pulled out their guns.
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But it was just a nightmare. The man woke up surrounded by real pets, namely dogs. He went into the bathroom to take a shower and laughed, thinking people who like cats are idiots
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As he turn and start walking, he felt two firm hands around his throat. Get in the car, the man said. A van with tinted windows pulled up, smoke rolled out of the car. As he...