Pinnochio had been cleared of perjury. Not
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Pinnochio had been cleared of perjury. Not really cleared, but at least had the charges dismissed, for now. That turncoat grasshopper was going to pay. "Always let your consc
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ription letter be in a place where it can be used in self-defence," fitting advice from a grasshopper who had always stuck by Pinnochio in court-leading to his charge being dropped
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on his head. That would explain why one of his hands was found in the court room years later - he must have fallen apart, poor misunderstood lying wood doll that he was. Alas, the
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wooden hand' s middle finger was still outstretched. Old Asa, the courtroom custodian remembered the case well. He never really believed Pinocchio did it, though. It had been a
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Pinocchio was going down on a married woman one night, and she screamed: "lie to me Pinocchio, lie to me!" The woman orgasm and the next morning she was dead--so were the kids.
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Pinocchio was a murderer. They booked him. No trial. Puppets didn't have rights under the rule of the Empire. Pinocchio was yet another victim of the system. He needed to
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contact a puppet rights lawyer but the Empire did not have an embassy. Without diplomatic representation all Pinocchio could do was hope that Amnesty International would be able to
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provide a temporary injunction and prevent an execution. He had come to associate lies with lovemaking and as the clock ticked, Pinocchio remembered
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Geppetto, who had lovingly created him. Pinocchio began to give his testimony. "I'm a real boy now," he thought insistently, but his nose didn't stop growing as he spoke.
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"Pinocchio, did you eat the blue pills I keep in my medicine cabinet?" Geppetto cried, frantically. "Oh, no!" Pinocchio said. And so the term "getting some wood" was born.
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