Finished Folds (21—32)

• 4
  completely on fire now, having been sprayed with the kerosene stolen from that old MIG jet plane from the Ukrainian air force. Then the terrorbot attacked for the first time and

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  2014-07-01 12:42:52

• 9
  there are overexcited teenage girls hanging around. There was now hundreds of them and a big chunk of them was singing the latest hits a cappella. His eardrums suddenly exploded

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  2014-06-10 10:56:08

• 6
  "You made me. I'm your creation, a cybernetic mind fully built with Chinese food leftovers and hairs collected on the bathroom carpet." Wallace freaked out. How could this be?

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  2014-06-10 10:20:58

• 5
  Since his big hit in the 1940's, Pinocchio had struggled to remain relevant with the kids. Overeating, drug abuse and plastic surgery hadn't helped. He was barely recognizable

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  2014-06-10 10:16:38

• 3
  He never had wanted to do this, but was groomed into it by his late grandma, who happened to have been the only known case of a human-beaver hybrid. It hadn't always been easy

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  2014-06-10 09:01:43

• 3
  The sun was about to rise and I knew it was now or never. The world will finally know! I climbed up the tallest building in the city and once at the top, unfolded the massive flag

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  2014-06-10 06:51:39

• 7
  stared to cry. "I'm sorry" she said, "I'm just so happy you will help me find my cousin again, I was getting so worried. When are you flying to Kyrgyzstan then?" "Wait, WHAT?"

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  2014-06-09 13:53:33

• 5
  ancing whether I should run away right now or not. "Watch out!" Jenna exclaimed, looking absolutely horrified. Chevy had mutated into a gigantic zombie whale and was bleeding oil.

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  2014-06-09 13:23:20

• 4
  rotten horse meat. "Eureka!" he exclaimed as he ran for the nearest manhole. He just remembered that secret exit from the shop to the sewers, mostly used to avoid some infuriating

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  2014-06-09 13:16:22

• 5
  stood back, grabbed his beloved pencil and drew the shape effortlessly. The crowd went mad. Finally, they had found the Chosen One. Finally their planet had a new Geometry Master.

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  2014-06-09 06:42:52

• 8
  A loud, powerful, hissing sound, then a blinding flash. Suddenly it all became very quiet and time passed by slowly. Minutes, hours, maybe days. When he regained consciousness,

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  2014-06-09 06:38:31

• 3
  nasty, especially since Jack had lost his last remaining teeth. Where to go now? They seemed to be totally surrounded by those things. If only someone could step in and

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  2014-06-09 06:33:52