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mber the 30th, after having spent 6 days stuck in a box. I had forgotten all about it when I had received the long awaited new xCube 180 on Christmas. Still, I know Janis would hav -
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the deluded plebe which in turn are fed by the dictatorial dogmatic machine that is organised religion." Ms. Pat's jaws dropped. "And what's more" continued Timmy "my goldfish
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Oh no, this is it, it's happening. iBurnout, I've reached the point where I'm no longer satisfied by anything my iPhone offers, no app, no update, no goddamn notification. I long
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I don't need no stinkin crown foo! A tru king don't need nothin but his brain, ya feelin me? And it's King Nuffin'. Now, what we got goin on today?
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to stop hating each other. It was a pretty strong sauce they hit. 'Hey! Was'about we all make love n not war, condiments're supposed to cum together, not be apart, HIC!'
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Maximiliano Buenasnoches was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover
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Horror! En la realidad el no tenia nada! Como podria seguir viviendo si nada era suyo? Ay el obtuve la Iluminacion! Nada importa en la realidad.
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Like the warm creamy butter that you spread on a sunny sunday morning toast. But a lot of folding stories are really like a jumbled mess of stale cold lard.
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Sometimes, as you go along in life, you come to a time when you realise that all you have achieved, all that seems to matter so much, is but a speck of dust in the immensity of
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This story begins with a man, an earnest kind of man. He was so earnest in fact, that all that met him were left with the impression that this was a man you didn't mess about with.
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on a few memorable occasions. I fondly recall the time when me and General Martinez got so drunk, he forgot about the Revolución the next day. He was a great man but couldnt handle
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Oh, the dilemma, Lord give me a sign! And just then his glance fell upon a giant billboard: 'AND THE LORD SAID, LET MAN EAT FRIED FISH. LJS now Amish approved! Turn left at next
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as Joghson noticed the room getting darker, he felt a shiver up his spine. He turned around and lo and behold, the Risenking spoke "Oi! We are closed mate. Who are you, loitering
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I returned home, that cold October day. I couldn't tell you where I'd been, or what I'd done. Or even what I'd seen. Not because I couldn't remember, but because I
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"What's the nicest thing you have ever done to help someone?" asked Mrs. Fludgecow. Should I remind her about the time I kept quiet when I saw her doing something nasty with the
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"Hands up who ever felt like punching a kitten in the face?" The audience went quiet, not a peep, and I thought I had them with my last joke. I guess this town ain't ready for
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As I carefully balanced the 400 shot glasses on my head, Bob fumbled with his new Iphone "how do I take a picture?" he screamed frantically.
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There it was! The mythical One-eyed Pigmy Giraffe of lore! And it was pathetically attempting to reach the lowest branch of that pygmy eucalyptus. I reached for my camera, but then
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I had nothing left to live for. But I wasnt going to kill myself. Mainly because I hated the thought that I might get stuck in some sort of purgatory or limbo for eternity. Instead
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Mr. Tomato just about had it with all the misery and angst that afflicted the world around him. He had nothing to do with any of that. So one day, he sold everything and