Finished Folds (61—70)
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6it was the best mango smoothy ever, so the next night I invited my friend Karen "yo Karen you gotta try this, forget human blood man, this is the shizzle!"
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5I gotta admit, Marvin, that's one heck of a carrot, said farmer Joe. In all 50 years of his farming life he had never seen a carrot like that. Marvin felt Joe's jealousy and simply
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5This was awkward. I wish Cindy's mom would stop treating her like a child, she was 37 for crying out loud! Cindy came back wearing the cheekies and bra, "OH MY GOD" I let out.
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6But then.... a glimmer of hope! Like a flower among the debris, I saw a beautiful young lady, who said"What the hell are you doing standing there? They are coming for you! This way
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3said: "Señor, cuidado! Ay madre mia, que gente tan violenta, que le enseño su madre?" and proceded to mop the floor. "I'm ever so sorry" replied Death Metal Disco humanoid._
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4initial curiosity and excitement soon faded as I understood what cricket is all about. It's about... ermm, wickets.. and... Oh my god that Aussie chick is staring right at me
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5action figure nowadays!" Wow, tell us more grandpa, tell us about Mr. Tomato!" cried the little children."Ho ho, well, you see, Mr. Tomato is a very mysterious fellow, he was born
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3The relationship was at a dead end, it had been months since they last had sex. "Primus wuu har harr gnhuurrrrrr!" cried Yeti "The game's on! Jeez!" Primus didn't even look
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8"Are you listrening to me? We are GOING TO DIE!!!" Crap, my wife has been infected by the 2012 paranoia, "relax babe, we got everything we need in the bunker and guns and food and
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5Bow before Mr. Tomato, for He has arrived. "Yoohoo, my first story! ............ hmmm,: cough cough: now what?"