Finished Folds (21—40)
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3they had raised the rainbow toll charge by a full rainbow dollar! I get that the economy is bad and all, but this is just too much, wasn't the unicorn insurance raised last week?
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5It was the 67th Annual Gentlemen's-Only chocolate tasting festival, thousands of men gathered each year to discover the finest new chocolates and moan about their oppressive wives
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5hole, slowly. "Go on, I can tell your intentions are benign, take a look!" Bob poked his nose inside, and he saw......"Meh, it's just a hole, nothing to see here folks" But just th
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6The end of the world hadn't come, Jimmy looked at his watch, then at the other people waiting for the Mayan spaceship, or was it the Annunaki? He couln't remember, he felt betrayed
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6Since tomorrow is the end of the world, I would like to tell my fair readers a little story about the meaning of life and happiness. To lift up your spirit. "There once was a
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5partnered up. Since it was becoming too expensive to maintain a business in Europe, Santa would provide Dr. Frankenstein his workshop and a few kids (and elves), and in return
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3I enough money in my bank to last me 100 lifetimes. I can have anything that I can think of and make people do exactly as I wish. And stil I am not content, still I feel this empti
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4As I laid in the acupuncturists table waiting for the elderly chinese man to stick needles in my tummy for my severe constipation problem, I thought about all the times that I had
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4into a silicone implant "Just like my ex-wife's" he said with a smirk. "Say, couldn't you insulate my body with that stuff? It would be great protection against fire!" And so
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5I aimed straight at Beckham's. I would save the world from a few more stupid baby celebrity names. But just then a streaker appeared out of nowhere and scored the most beautiful go
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3"Hmm-mm, I see, and in these sex thoughts you have, what exactly are they? Who do you fantasize about? And do you normally... erm, satisfy... umm yourself?" My shrinks face lit up
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3Page 1, you see? This is how it works, you take your little finger and lift the page like so, wow..... you did it..... now you read. Top to bottom, left to right, ok?" Tess was ama
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4Urghh, Amanda.... there is something we should have told you sooner, probably 45 is not the best age to find out but........ Jimmy is right... Santa doesn't exist. I'm so sorry....
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7arrived in a limo "Yo losers, Fold6 in da house! where's the b*tches at?", Fold 7 came right behind accompanied by his mates Fold 8 and 9. "Where the hell is Fold 10? late as alway
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3snow. Keep off the grass. Share the last slice ..... yada yada yada, boooring! I'm done following other people's advice! It never got me anywhere. From this day, I shall be known
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7warty skin and portability, are just some of the things a man can't give. Also, they don't complain much, which is a bonus. Heidi produced her lover from her coat pocket "meet Frog
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3wormhole that was forming in my garage, "Hey! come back here, my Netflix needs fixing too!" so I jumped after the acrobat/repairman, and fell for what seemed an eternity, I landed
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3Good morning gentlemen, as you all probably know we are gathered here today to pay our respects to our dear leader, James Jameson McJames III, who sadly passed away due to his
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6Good morning gentlemen, as you all probably know we are gathered here today to pay our respects to our dear leader, James Jameson McJames III, who sadly passed away due to his
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3noodles had become his only concern in life, after the magical herb known as weed of course, because as Master said "After great doobie, comes great hunger". His disciples started