Finished Folds (481—500)
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0He'd spent eight years in jail for causing an accident that killed an entire family. Kids died. He'd plead innocent, but went to jail. His eyes rose. Toyota had announced a recall
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2The barbells were cluttered across the floor like tiny monuments to the death of his physique. Once upon a time he'd been hot as hell. Women's fingers played across his rippling ab
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0The shot glass was overturned, but leaking a brown liquid onto the table. "Alcohol abuse" thought Leo. He lifted the glass and tongued the remains, then slurped the rest off the
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1"What the hell?" he thought. Everyone else was looting from everywhere. The news said it was the end of times and instead of repenting, they were finally getting what they thought
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2The ragged black slippers quietly disintegrated at his feet; chewed up reminders of a dog who fetched them. She had been, of course, eaten long ago. Times were tough and meat
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3It wasn't that he was a huge Lindsay Lohan fan, it was that the joke was about her ex-girlfriend, who had dated him briefly before Lilo. Any joke about her ended with herpes, so he
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4the doors to close. To your right, you can see a beautiful sunset and just beneath, the caves. When the sun has descended, this train will become your tomb as thousands of flesh
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6marvel at the ornate displays. Each evening, she'd select one guest; usually one who was leaving the next day. That guest would dine with her, and when the statues came alive,
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0It was their favorite kind of jam, especially given the toasty roasted flavor of his toes. They took a moment to savory the chicory and mesquite notes, then dug into his cheeks.
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0Nobody seemed to care. He'd been talking shit for the past two days so when anyone saw him, they completely discounted anything he had to say. The world was over him, and he wept.
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5three ribs crack, but he wasn't about to let the little bastard break his slalom. This was his last time. He was thirty six, bad knees and only enough steroids for one Olympic gold
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4dock and strip down his ship. The laws had, of course, been made specifically for allowing the Federation to loot legally. He ejected the auxiliary core into the Fed landing bay.
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3pizza and "Thin and Indian" Buddha was sitting cross legged on the rolling machine. John had seven minutes to make the pizza and a stupid god was fucking up his chances to win the
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3This wasn't OZ anymore. That place had been cool as hell and he'd packed as many gold bricks, virgins, talking scarecrows and metal men in the car as possible. The storm dissipated
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2the 'Frigeratah Magnet of Ahhsome Nullification' could be forfeited for her daughter's purity, which had been stolen by the Sorcerer there the night before. The magnet glistened
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1For him, this was freedom. Whale sick and cannibal gulls were the whole reason he got in line for Pirates of the Caribbean anyway. They'd closed it down last time, and he wasn't
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2and nodded to Gollum to hoid the precious a little tighter. Potter's glasses glimmered through the crack in the closet doorway. Bilbo had never seen a Wizard without a beard, so
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3Southern Hospitality was could only be known by one person, and he was under the Christmas float with one of the elves & two fifths of Jack Daniels. Her husband would pay of course
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0going insane from dream deprivation, or dropping a wet one that would invariably also include sleep talking to my ex girlfriend? I'll take insanity. My girlfriend already thinks
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3wait for another prince because this bastard was taking the elevator to the top floor of "Hair Club For Men". There was no way he'd be climbing anywhere, but on a plastic surgeon's