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and other early morning phenomena. It was a riddle clever enough to fool even the morning dew, but all riddles have a solution and so too does this one. Only time will tell. -
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drop of acid rain. Yes, those eyebrows were magnificent, marvelous, simply extraordinary. The rubber ducky had found a true friend in Bert.
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arms and charged the strangely humanoid creature with our swords raised. Pirates were screaming and swinging their weapons wildly into the air as I struck something with my sword.
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large portions of the human population with a lethal retrovirus. On the other hand,
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secret underground base. He knew he would be able to find all the tools he needed to bring his future wife back to life there. The only problem was that he had lost the key, and he
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Although she was only 12, there could be no doubt that she was the murderer. The problem was that he was quite fond of the twelve year old girl, and so he dumped the evidence in a
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entered the shower carrying the vestments Ninja Pope had just left on the counter. Scarlet Crusader paused to stare at the Pope's naked body, then proceeded to throw his vestments
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everything. Except some things, which he knows very little about. And then there are a few things about which he knows next to nothing, and a couple of things he can't even spell.
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the airport if I promised to buy him a six-pack of Corona using my fake ID. When we got to the tax free department, however, I remembered what the 8-ball had told me and decided
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is what it is these days. Except for what it is on other days. Either way, the point I was trying to make is that age discrimination is a natural and expected result our biology.
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Well, that's what the TV advert said at least. I wasn't convinced it would be quite so huge a fight, but there was no doubt in my mind that Ninja Pope would tear shit up...
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all the other guys prepared the submarine for the upcoming rescue mission. It were to be a hard fought victory, but a victory none the less. Keep on rocking in the free world!
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However, I regretted my decision as soon as she moved in to hold my hand during the linedancing show and I discovered that someone had replaced her nail polish with feces.
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the room with a huge wheelbarrow filled to the brim with leftover skin from what appeared to be hundreds of circumcisions. Gladys screamed at the top of her lungs as the
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After a good night's sleep, the day of the shapeshifter orgy had arrived. Her thoughts of inadequacy dissappeared shortly as it all went quite well.
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inches from the moat, almost tipping off the edge. Even though his ankle hurt, he decided that it would probably be best if he went over to the car and offered his help with
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evil axe murderers outside? They didn't know, but there was a distinct smell of fear present in the battered old Crown Vic. And the tight expressions on the drivers face as he
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don't have the same sense of morality as common folk, and it is for this reason that