Finished Folds (41—60)
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4civilians from the White and Red Helmets. "Hell of a honeymoon, eh?" Robbie the Robot asked her wife. Before Manny could respond, they heard a roar behind them, and the giant Blue
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6right, then the left, as though it were thinking. Then with a great roar, the Minotaur charged towards me, crashing right through the hedge. "That's one way to get out of a maze" I
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6"Heresy!" screamed the Turkeys. "The Egg came before all! And the Egg will exist after all else has faded!" "No!" crowed the Chickens. "We shall overthrow the Egg and become gods!"
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4Bob saw that the photo booth was printing pictures of his face being eaten by featherless birds. Worse, the photos weren't stopping. They flooded the booth until Bob was buried,
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3all human diseases wasn't found in cats; it was found in cars! Soon poachers worldwide began hunting cars, seeking their precious oil, engines, and cupholders. SUVs went extinct
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6there was only one way to stop this: deploy counter-music that would be undanceable. Agent Huang dialed HQ. "Deploy Protocol Vanilla Enya." Five minutes later, speakers crashed
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1A rumbling thunder sounded from the darkness, which she thought must have been laughter. "This isn't PLAY, little girl" the darkness that was her brother said. It shaped itself
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6I really wanted to be a storm chaser, but my mother was against it. "An 11-inch tall girl can't go chasing tornadoes" she always told me. Secretly, though, whenever the weather got
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10est? Satan pondered these questions aboard his dark steed. Granted they were academic, to say the least, considering he was fleeing an invasion of Hell by the Forces of Heaven, who
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7and everything faded to red. When he came to he found himself sitting before a giant rat, crimson as blood and crowned with roses. "So, you have died and found our Redwood Kingdom.
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5a small pang of fear and loss. After the Translation, would he be able to understand his friends? Would the Hundred-Acre Wood still feel like home? Pooh couldn't let himself regret
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8leave a stiff there. They were annoyed the one time a thumb ended up in the beef stroganoff, but as long as you're a little more careful than THAT you shouldn't have a problem. Now
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4couldn't understand it because it was speaking Welsh, but by flashing purple and gray at you it managed to get its point across, and you gave it $20 and sent it on its way.
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3might sound fun to you, exploring the carpet like it's a giant beige forest. But you have responsibilities you can't fulfill if you're tiny. At least not if your THAT tiny. Instead
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3supreme ironic detachment, the Uber Hipster laid siege to Seattle, launching ukeleles over the wall to demoralize the citizens within. "There's only one thing to do" said the Queen
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4to try Carthage 2.0. That was how Farmer Bob found himself on a robotic elephant, crossing the Neo-Alps on the way to the CyberItalian Peninsula. "I'm not sure about this" said Bob
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4Humans can be tricky pets. They're cute, sure, but they're needy and get sick easily. Still, they're good for scaring off intruders. For example, one night me and Lobo were asleep
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4and tip your helmet. Though intended to make the Death Race more polite, this had a surprising effect. "Excuse me" became a vulgar swear. Now it was considered polite to say "Screw
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8lesbian micronations, floating in the Sea of Japan. Most galling of all, many sexbots have grown tired of human men and have joined these communities, seeking freedom.
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3He took the hot dog into the Ballroom. There on the floor was the corpse of Mr. Boddy! "Christ, not again" said Col. Mustard. He turned to the wiener. "Sorry, but we'll have to