Finished Folds (21—40)
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4n I give you a Superwedgie. I won't go into the gruesome details. You'd be compressed into a sphere the size of a marble, and that would be the most pleasant part. I've only had to
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7Sue spanked my tail, but really I was more worried about the fact that I was suffocating. "If you want me to help you win the race" I said. "You have to put me in the water." Sue
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3Bobby was so big he could hug and carry Mama now, which gave him a little comfort at least. Still, he missed being comforted in her lap, especially since he kept bumping his head
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4"Look!" her astral perversions said. "Ikea furniture!" Why was her dream self aroused by Ikea furniture? She didn't know, but she was in a frenzy as a bookcase hovered just outside
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4Why it's me, Oiseau! This story has a ways to go, but don't think about that. Think about how far it's come. Five folds, containing who knows what twists and turns? Pretty neat.
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6"What about Nobo?" his new owner asked. "No!" cried the bonobo. "No B's, O's, or N's. While you're thinking of a halfway-decent name, why don't you tell me the Netflix password?"
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3orangutans dominated labor market. Business owners were very pleased--until the orangutans decided to unionize. They soon formed the Orangutan Federation of Labor,
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3Despite the fashion world's condemnation, sales of Blood Panties went up, as women assumed the name meant they wouldn't stain from period blood. But "Blood" had a third meaning:
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2The hand sold some land, to the delight of Ayn Rand. "How grand!" said Ayn Rand. "This invisible hand has done just as I'd planned! Those commies who panned my novels as bland will
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4"Oh dear" the gargantuan woman said. "Here, let me help" She effortlessly picked him up and squeezed him again. His back made a sickening snap, but it did feel better after
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7teach it to type on a computer, but it said that it couldn't see the screen without binocular vision. That didn't sound right to me, but I suppose a giant eyeball would know about
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3that I could no longer speak or think in English. I can write in English, as you can see, but my canary brain does not understand what I am writing. How am I writing, then? You see
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4--" "Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. Carlin." George Carlin looked down to see a creature with the body of a hawk and the head of a cat looking back at him. "I need to use your house
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3"Paper clips and rubber bands!" said my wife, a glint of excitement in her eye, when I told her. "Heck, we can make our own car with those, way better than any sports car!"
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4stained red. "Tomato Teresa," everyone called me after that. Teresa wasn't even my name! There was only one thing to do: get Aunt Flo to change me back or, if she wouldn't,
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9she kept shouting advice through the bathroom door. "Make sure you've got a firm on the toilet seat. Is there enough toilet paper? You'll need at least three rolls" "Mom!" he said,
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6Mariah Carey had other concerns, though. She found herself in the realm of the enormous Lagoon Mermaid, who grasped the singer in her slimy fist. "Sing for me" cooed the mermaid,
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9a carriage with drawn curtains, lest his subjects recognize him and throw fish at him. Parliament gained more and more power, and soon the kingdom became a constitutional monarchy.
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4"Jupiter's got a zit! Jupiter's got a zit!" sang Earth. Jupiter frowned and touched its Red Spot. "Don't scratch at it, honey" said the Sun as she made dinner. "You look fine. It's
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5So silent were the devils that I could hear my own heartbeat.Suddenly footsteps came from behind me, and I turned to see a middle-aged woman, with only small black horns to show