Finished Folds (1—6)
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3our 4th annual turkey eating contest. The rules were simple. Eat as many turkeys as possible within 10 minutes. What could go wrong? I was a rugby player after all.
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4he discovered six kilograms of pastry dough blocking his entrails and his airways. "That's a hell of a way to go!" he said, reaching for a spoon.
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2Should he cover it in tar and see what happens? It sounded cruel but tar was everywhere and he could always wash it off if the parrot had a hard time breathing. "KWAK?"
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1English be damned! She approached the traumatized child king and said "Poor bae, don't be cray and throw shade! Let's go full retard and vacay together!". Her own ears hurt speaki
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1ship to spare we would have to walk on air. So we gathered our luggage and made our way to the stars, stepping over clouds, into space, and onwards to the red planet.
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2settled there hoping fins would grow out of his sides. He waited 550 million years but nothing happened because evolution was dead. He pondered the possibilities.