Finished Folds (21—40)
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3Herbert's post-modern approach to wizardry included a break down of the caster/castee dichotomy, with the result that his spells often had unpredictable and unexpected results like
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6He considered moving into a nice condo or something. Maybe getting contact lenses - nobody seemed to think a dragon who was near-sighted and needed to wear glasses was very scary.
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3ok another week to figure out how to pee. Adam would have explained it to her, but he was figuring it out himself in addition to naming animals and trying to prove that they talk.
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5The citizens of the world, while grateful to Uranus, couldn't help but feel that the absence of Gaia, mother to us all, was telling in a fairly metaphorical and Freudian way.
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3drew our smartphones and took our ten paces. He was wielding an iPhone 4S, which made Esther gasp with fear, worried for my safety. But my Android was not to be dismissed, for
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1Mayor of the city of Blind Nuns. The election was in the bag already. It was like taking candy from a baby: a blind, sanctimonious baby. He had perfected his campaign slogan:
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5Maybe all literary value is subjective, he thought, throwing a lifetime of being an editor under a cloud of sudden suspicion. "What the hell do I know about irony!" he shouted.
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4cursed aloud, finding nothing. "I used the last essence capsule this morning!" she gasped in realization. Her distressed companion's face drained of color, all hope
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3tive tribesman offered to guide us to the mysterious temple in the jungle, I thought "Thank God I'll finally have somebody decent to talk to." My fellow explorers were incredibly
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3disrespecting me and my lifestyle. Smashed by a bus. My elation was somewhat diminished, however, when I realized that a crowd of witness had just seen me push him onto the street.
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6"What kind of Kafka-esque nonsense is this?" my spouse continued, "You never could do anything original." Outraged, I wiggled my six new legs at her.
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1tingled with anticipation. The key was to turn their own weapons against them, and my ninja weapons couldn't do it alone. No,I needed Xenu and the Angel Moroni on my side to stop
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8ear. Lady Liberty tickled at my chin. I knew suddenly that you were not for me, and (more importantly) I am not for you, despite your charms. I needed an exit strategy, and you
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6only adds to our group's outsider status. One day Big Mouth told me he wanted to go to the beach. Being blue, I don't sunburn, but Johahn and Pee-wee (in matching swimsuits) sadly
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2He couldn't have expected what happened next: the single shot to #1 on the charts almost overnight, and within a week he was the teen heartthrob of his generation. If only
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7smile and pretend not to be offended every time a client made what they thought was an original penis joke - but he knew there were no original penis jokes. They've all been done.
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3the only game I had previously been good at, but why not high wire tight rope walking? Forming words for points couldn't be that different than balancing 100 feet in the air...
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6"You know I never cared much for the Greeks," said Jim's wife, disapprovingly. She went with the Moons Over My Hammy and a tall glass of orange juice.
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5a janitor at a local Dairy Queen. Talk about your boredom and drudgery! Still, during those long shifts of mopping up melted ice cream, Stanley pondered deep things, such as
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4known the world over as the now infamous "Stardust Trash Trio." I'm Zax Leepman, and this has been another episode of "Great RoboMusic History." Good night!