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With that in mind, I turned to Saboobedo, my oldest/youngest imaginary friend, and jokingly asked him, "Sleepy time over?" He puckered his lips and rolled over. My bliss vanished. -
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to have each of her 16 legs individually insured with double indemnity clauses for them and herself as beneficiaries. I balked at the cost. Double indemnity sounds like extra cost.
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fall into Animal Farm: The MeToo Generation, to no avail. Having become ionized by her passing over the sun so closely, she was powerless until she was pixilated sufficiently. Gene
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I discovered why nobody else had signed up for the gig. The choir I inherited was bad. Not only couldn't most of them carry a tune. They were used to singing cartoon theme songs. I
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"That's borderline cannibalistic. That doesn't bode well for your prognosis, Iago." I knew why he was calling me Iago. He knew I knew. "Can I have my mind to myself for once," I as
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Fran Dresher, in her first role since winning 3 Tonys for "Waiting for "Waiting for Godot" to Begin." The Toledo Blade said, "Tomb Mouth is like running away with your teacher."
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those kinds of things will be in fashion. No more hiding your light in a bush. Ye, verily, Gilbert the Grey was truly shiny on the inside. Just as shiny as he was dour on the out.
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Life was going along quite swimmingly for Wes & Xavier. Thenone day, a homemade submarine crashed through the 1st floor's living room window. Out crawled a crew of Pasadena ladies.
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"That is an old fishwives tale. If the sea turtle is hungry they'll eat virgin cheese. They preferred the sweaty jockstrap left in a moldy locker tasting cheese." The priests were
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into Ms. Scarlet's garters. Det. Manatee immediately surmised Ms. Scarlet was really an undercover journalist posing as a floozy to get the goods on Col. Mustard. Who did what to
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I learned early, however, that cocaine could get me pussy. I was 16 when the Feds finally caught up with Granny Wheelbarrow. I hit the road then; my pockets full of cash & coke. Of
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But not unnoticed. Some guy wearing a barely there sari accosted them. "Used to be hard to slip into Wonderland. But a guy on a bicycle fixed that." Then he recognized Alice.
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shiny hubcaps of Leadbutt McMealymouth's '48 Tucker. Leadbutt walked out of the Whiskey-A-Go-Go to find Jim Morrison hugging his tire & crying about "another side of perception."
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coming until the cows came home. But they came to the wrong homes. One bovine was more than happy to find herself in the home of a notorious cowtipper. The boy was asleep when she
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"Well, I think it comes down to how much of a bitch you want to come off as on your first day at a new job," her stylist suggested over Magnum bars. She poured ouzo from another mo
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Bobby had a timetable worked out for when he took over dominion of the dark side. Cthulhu & the other Old Ones had let the survivors turn the world against them while they slept.
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that littered the fronds on the floor like so much repulsion. No biggie, Bradley thought to himself. He didn't need them all to bite. He only needed one. Erica wasn't worth biting.
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When I got home I managed to catch a quick shower. Then I dug myself into bed. I was dead to the world & the world to me. For 43 minutes. They called looking for my mascot costume.
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those used to a hard joystick in their hands. A little used option to play as Pop's daughter in search of his naughty magazines before killing him proved too controversial. Where's
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one could forgive sprouting extra tentacles. You had complained at two. But they gave you more alien yogurt and you cried out in ecstasy “Bring it on!” They now want to add mouths