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The first memory Grandpa ever told me was of when he threw an apple at his college professor and it landed in her mouth. He talks about that one whenever I see him. Every time. -
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came from storks. Gudrun was falling in love with the maiden. He stepped just a bit closer, hoping the maiden would not die on him now. That would be heartbreaking.
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? Barny was ready to join the party, and if he was lucky he wouldn't leave alone. So he got on the dance floor, dancing like there was no tomorrow. One particularly nice looking...
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Vocabulary so he could finally win the Spelling Bee, a prize he'd wanted since the third grade when he lost to Nerdy Nellie. Yes, he would have to be very, very patient today.
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Their girlfriend, hoping to kill them so she could date the guy she was cheating on him with without too much drama. Barry the hobo bit into one of the dead fruits stupidly as he
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staying with his family and friends. Plus, he knew ninja skills could come in handy. So he looked it up on Google and sure enough, the online academy was ready to be joined.
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everything he said about cucumber racism. Those green cucumbers were extremely underprivileged. Uncle Bob, however, quite enjoyed life as a floating purple cucumber.
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red lipstick marks all over it, as did his face. Ant Man was very happy. The Greek Gods, however, weren't. He was stealing all of their ladies and they wanted revenge.
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a hard floor. Not a good combination. It was always best to give the aliens what they wanted, especially as they had very creative forms of punishment for whoever displeased them.
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would not please her in the least. But if he did it in secret, nobody would have to know, right? So Santa went to find an elf to have sex with. There was no shortage of them.
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A shade resembling that of the Wicked Witch of the West. Nobody would kiss her like that! Well, that's what she thought until she saw a charming man of the same colour as her own.
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and they had a nice conversation. Of course, the Alewives were a bit pissed at getting swallowed while the Oldwives were more accepting, but it was a nice conversation nonetheless.
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An extra few legs to make up for it. Having less than three would be nothing short of mortifying. Every Addams needed at least a couple of extra body parts.
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t was the point of this? She saw her parents looking at each other in a way they shouldn't be around their daughter, and Frita decided to get the hell out of the hot tub.
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"Who is this, Dad?" Zena asked. "Oh, don't you worry, Zena," he replied. But she did worry. Which is why she had slipped laxatives into the man's food. That would be interesting...
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we would see each other again, especially not here," she said. Lydia felt remorseful at that point, grabbing the gun and throwing it away. She didn't want anyone to die today.
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Myrtle the Turtle grew up to be great. She became a respected police officer in town and married a turtle named Dustin. All was well once more. The End.
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Frankie's match was bright, it lit up his world. Although it did have a fiery temper. Regardless, they enjoyed themselves way more than they should've until one day when they...
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hoof-print trail was clearly visible from where Winnie the Pooh was standing. Det. Heffalump and Gracie praised the bear's observations. They were one step closer to finding them.
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expression of superiority. This leader was no different. He seemed proud and confident but nasty. He would need to be eliminated. There was no other option.