The green-bellied, purple-elsewhere dinosaur

The green-bellied, purple-elsewhere dinosaur evaluated his paunch in the floor-length mirror. Pacing, he debated on skipping the show's 10yr reunion. What would Baby Bop think?

Barney sighed and pinched his fat. The purple dinosaur felt a wave of "it's no use." He laid in bed, picked up his chips where he left off, started up the X-Files and tried to forg

e Edsels out of macaroni that he had found in the basement when he moved it. It has been left behind by a paleontologist who may or may not be Barney's father. His mother got the

DNA results but they proved inconclusive as humans are 99.9% banana. But it was when Barny unearthed a petrified lasagne al forno that he knew he had to go fossiling with his dad

a 500. He was going to film multiple videos of Dada 5000 fighting genetically modified bananas. They would be a internet sensation, allowing Barny to rise to the top, becoming the

groan, the Top Banana.The Dada 5000 where four hundred thirty two of the least sensible cloned fruit to post an internet video.With their cry of "Fruitcake assemble" Barny was sure

there'd be a lit party around the corner, and Barny wasn't disappointed. Who knew cloned fruit could make Miley Cyrus look like a lazy downer? And who knew they'd be sentient....

? Barny was ready to join the party, and if he was lucky he wouldn't leave alone. So he got on the dance floor, dancing like there was no tomorrow. One particularly nice looking...

Humanoid came over and joined him. They danced all nigjt, then he got a cab home. It was all too surreal. He started gping bald soon afterwards, to his surprise. He got a wig.

It was a Marie Antionette wig. His friends could always find him in a crowd, but he was not allowed to wear it on the airplane due to its potential as a storage place for weapons.