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  can't-hardly speak anymore, but my love is so-strong that I simply-deal-with-it. It gets rather-confusing especially to people who don't-know about it.

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  Sally Temple was always so self-conscious about her sixth finger-- or rather, the sixth finger on her left hand; she had eleven total. She even considered cutting it off one day.

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  2011-03-06 12:01:53

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  the only think he could think about was his broken iPod. He knew if he could only listen to some calming music, he would be able to focus on the matter at hand.

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  2011-03-06 11:59:46

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  the Jackson Five were after him. He was speeding a little-- okay, a lot-- and he could only hope that he wouldn't pass any police officers. Other cars angrily honked their horns

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  2011-03-06 11:58:46

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  a piece of warm toast. There was no telling what would happen if Joy was not in the world.

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  2011-02-25 17:36:05

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  Joe was hooked on Twitter from day one. It wasn't until he started thinking all of his thoughts in under 140 characters that he began to see it as a problem.

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  2011-02-25 17:34:56

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  I was scared. Thankfully, this problem was about to be solved because

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  2011-02-25 17:27:21

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  five hundred of them.

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  2011-02-25 17:24:24