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stood up straight, with my voice strong, I uttered the meaning of life: "Rock aint about assssss" -
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So what's the deal with airline food? I mean, it's
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very perturbed to realize her food had really been human throatbacon. She shouted at him, saying "people need to stop jiving so much, there's trouble in river city". She
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Wow, this class is so "fun" right? Web design is the
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THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID "EVERONE ATTACK", AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!!! AND THE
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"Uh oh, a werewolf". Cher said. Then the werewolf punched her in the face "shut up and make me a samich women". She was about to cry, but
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXI-CLEAN, THE STAIN SPECIALIST!!!! POWERED BY THE AIR YOU BREATHE, ACTIVATED BY THE WATER THAT YOU AND I DRINK!!!!! IF YOU USE
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3 lizards?! Trying to eat it!?!?!?! Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man
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I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down, no fault, none to blame. That doesn't mean I don't desire to
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They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!! Why
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Oh my goodness, Megadeth - best band ever. They are
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Yeah, I see you flaggin me.
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HOLY DIVER, YOU BEEN GONE TO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA, OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF MEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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The crazy oldman lived the rest of his life being hated, completely broke, and... in love with a pigeon... This is hell... I am in hell. I am like an electric Jesus
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It's called a period
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I looked at my fellow soldiers around me and said "screw this i'm going home to watch Judge Judy"
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and threw it to the ground, stood up, I just couldn't take it anymore. "Why can't you just love me like you used to!!" I said. *Awkward silence*.
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decided to not be stuck and walk out of the theater because... i just.... i just couldn't handle the stressful situation that was occuring that day.
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DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!?!
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I stuck a flute up my