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  which did in fact prove to be the greatest thing that ever happened to me. My shirt was reduced to ashes, and I found one million dollars stitched inside. Immediately I

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  would repulse even the smelliest of men. Even so, the product still sold in the millions, and analysts now estimate that by 2015, one in every five homes will have one.

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  2011-04-24 06:33:10

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  be free; free from all the hate and torment he has once been subjected to. Then a huge dolphin jumped out of the sea and gobbled him whole. The world can be such a cruel place.

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  2011-04-22 12:42:30

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  penguin statue, and prayed for his life. As his left arm popped out of its socket, the floor began to crack, and a crevice the size of a

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  2011-04-22 12:39:03

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  Realised all too late that it was a trap, we flung around to see the gates slam shut. Jelly began to pour into the chamber, and we chomped it down furiously, lest

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  2011-04-22 12:36:18

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  Then it was day time again, and all was well in Smurf Village, as Papa Smurf tended to his

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  2011-04-21 10:03:48

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  feel a rather sharp splitting pain in my groin area. Fortunately, I quickly remembered that I am in fact an octopus, hence it

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  2011-04-21 10:00:53

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  as Pikachu dived in for another shocking attack. Of course, everyone knows that his attack will have no effect, but his brain is very small, so let's not be too mean. "Eat my

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  2011-04-21 07:49:24

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  my bear claws and proceeded to scrunch myself up into the fetal position. "My name's not Toto!" I yelled, "It's Benny the Bear!". My jaw suddenly

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  2011-04-21 07:45:47

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  With friends like these, you have to wonder where it all went wrong. Jonas was always popular in his heyday, but he never imagined that

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  2011-04-19 19:15:18

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  pinnacle of the storm, lashing about with an air of self-importance that was pretty ironic when you think about it. Swords raised, the army

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  2011-04-19 18:59:22

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  cocking his head slightly to the left and instilling fear into the hearts of all who glared in his general direction. Of course, it was never proven that

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  2011-04-19 18:56:25

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  a big empty space full of big empty people, but that didn't throw him one bit. He was ready to take what was rightfully his, and no one could stop him. With a huff, he put

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  2011-04-19 18:54:06

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  he gave him a polite slap in the face and told him to hand in his resignation notice at the end of the work day.

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