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legs come from. Then she noticed her favorite fan or as she liked to call her, her stalker. It was celery girl. Shad dived in to synchronize swim with her. The police soon joined i -
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It was a great job all the free galactic gossip any busybody could get their hands on and, a hot lover with ten hands she couldn't keep off of me. ;)
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Yes but they were hardly functional and and akin to that of a goldfish. Needless to say, we were just as stupid as when we had started this project but, we swam twice as gracefully
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At last they became followers of a zen culture who ate giant cherries and hid during air raid sirens in tall bunkers with no windows. Years in the future they would create utopia.
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with my massiveness they always come at me with size jokes!" I turned and ran for cover but, before I could get away. They called out, "It's a blind nudist colony!" Peace at last!
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What if the aliens invaded? what if the sun burned the Earth to a crisp? What if heaven forbid Lucy married Snoopy? Every contingency was covered, now to action.
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but it was too late Billy was transformed into a flying toad with slimy skin an long gangling legs. He looked like frog leg dinner to all around him. But since he could fly
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that now no one could stop the Miley twerk invasion and she would be broadcast daily at the same time. The Witches thanked Cyril and euthanized the world's population preemptively.
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their cousin's dog in a kennel of his choosing. Stuart was delighted! no in-laws no sharing showers and all the free puppy love you can get.
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him and the students he'd carefully tormented over the years Sir Alfred had served at Oxford. They roast marshmallows and bangers and, sang the alma mater until all were pissed.
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growing into a glorious brilliant red. But Dave didn't know he was dead. He only knew that now his redwood was lovely. He went to hug the freshly painted tree and slipped inside it
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go make soup and not that bourgeois stuff that you get at 5 star restaurants. I want you to get on a masterpiece of moistness. Cream sauce and those tiny dumplings something lovely
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bring him into the fold, literally. They folded him into a napkin, an envelope and then a story. But despite his love of paper he could not become it. So he went to the source the
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if we can tolerate the stench of goose poop on our capitals lawns. Chase them away!" he ordered his guards. They ran around chasing the geese who out ran them and took offense at t
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and a dandelion tuft bed. She was happy to have her Moldovian garden bloom. Then the allergies hit. Saddened by the flaw she sought the sound medical advise of Dr. Goodfeel who per
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He'd seen a hot male elephant and was all about wooing that honey. "Oh man, I just be came king of this unreasonable land. Move elephant!" With that he flung me head long into the
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The light in the distance pulsed. The small figure leading Phoebe pointed for her to go in. "I've seen poltergeist." she stumbled back. Then a large hand pushed her into the light
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and adopting three cats. Margaret Oaklegs' tradition hand down to him to stand in line. But the day came when he reached the end of the line. There he found the truth for which his
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The minions encouraged him along until their bad luck with bosses caught up to them and a large pterodactyl with a grudge swooped down and ate Toni. Oh well on to the next boss.
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I caught Margie Thompkins by the elbow and led her out of the food fight zone. We were almost round the bend to the janitor's closet when the basketball player in the back lobbed a