Finished Folds (1—10)
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1just before his home-made napalm ignited and the fire wind decimated every tree within 500 yards. What a long way to go to get a plastic duck. If only he
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4"Here, take this banana and keep it safe. No! I not want to know where you are hiding it!" The look on the cab driver's face told him exactly where he had chosen to hide it.
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3she peeled bills from a roll large enough to choke a hippo. Throwing several at my feet, she said, 'You may be redder than the devils dick, but I like you.'
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3local comic book store and pointed at posters of Superman, giggling like schoolgirls, the two of them holding hands. From where I stood, I could see
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2put his privates back into the seclusion of his boxer briefs. Wiping his hands on the long hair of a hippie waiting for a trim, he said, "Pass me that
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4psychotherapist, who was charging him a flat rate. Still, he had to do something with the crates of peanut butter in his basement, and he was beginning to like
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3scrape dog dirt off of her high heel with a fast food coffee cup. But what really made me freak out was when she took a bite of
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2It is possible to steal an infant from the hospital, if you do it just right. You do not even need to use a disguise, if you simply
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2nearest spittoon so my little friends would have a place to take a bath. I never even saw the left hook that hit my zipper and exploded my brain. I think I passed out. I know I
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1I just want to be able to throw myself at him and not have him freak out like the last guy I crushed on did. I never did get my panties back.