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1His fingers were all torn off, one by one, and spun around on the hot dog rack. This man was a glutton, reacting with hunger rather than fear, and ate his amputated fingers.
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1hospital. Unfortunately, their illiteracy also meant they knew not where they were, as they could not read the sign that said, "THE ONLY HOSPITAL IN TOWN." It exploded, causing the
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1“Very impressive.” Snidely Whipshark performed the gill-lift upon Left Shark. It was a botched operation. Left Shark left the shell-urgeon not the same man as he was before. He was
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1He said, “Californey’s the place I oughta be”, so he loaded up the truck, and moved to Beverly. He now resides there with his hermaphrodite half uncle in their 4 story condo.
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1until I remembered the scripture verse “I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.” I realized: we are all one regardless of religion. At last, I reached Nirvana.
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1He pulled the lever on the slot machine. This was going to be his big jackpot. If it wasn't, he'd just do it again. And again. And again. And thus began a gambling addiction.
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1They all joined hands, knowing that bickering would never get them anywhere. They all realized they were no longer little girls. They were little women.
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3SUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The eggs exploded and french people suddenly ate them.
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0They fit all nice and tidy, Anyways though, Eugen was a jerk and would always pee on the police. John suffocated Eugen one day and ate his guts. John: "TASTY!!!"
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1But i sadly do not have time left, Oh well!
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1However, Joof was so stupid that his coupons were Dunkin' Donut coupons. Except i'm gonna die in 1 minute so sadly i can't use my coupons
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2bartender said, As he had an extremely thick russian accent nobody could understand him, If a person yells "YOU SOUND STUPID" to him he would smash vodka on their head.
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3smelly, The "perfect shoe" was poop. On top of the poop was a fat guy eating Nutella cat fishing on online dating sites
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1Hell, and they sent everybody there. The end! That didn't help at all.
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2and ate him, His guts flew all over. also exploding Rocco and tearing his eyes and heart out
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1Town Square?? Why would he have town square?! Why?! In fact it was in his guy purse.
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2Gumby and Pokey, the 2 friends jumped out of the truck and were beating up Bob.
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3He saw SpongeBob in the mirror, The guy screamed in his underwear