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I got my tweezers and separated each quark, but doing that just made hadrons. Damn it, I should've gotten a physics degree instead of dropping out in grade 9! Go to college, folks.
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The cemetery then decided to add an extra 2 feet to Kirby's grave. 6 feet is a cakewalk, but 8 feet? Fuhgeddaboudit! Kirby accepted his fate. Good thing he got that 1-up earlier...
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It was like her life was actually a TV show, and this episode was a rerun. She had no time to pout, though, because her funny line about railroads was coming up.
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"Look, it's not your fault you're this way, but you are not trusted to be in society after you ate your parents. Now, take your medicine for your psychosis," the nice lady told me.
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YOU FOREVER!" She grew several arms, and they all wrapped around Boo-Boo with the utmost tightness, squeezing Boo-Boo so hard that he became a pile of sludge. Ms. Betty panicked.
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"This is for Kevin, you scoundrel!" The songbird drenched Fabio's home in petrol, to the poor hunk's oblivion. A crime? Yes, but it was in the holy name of indemnification!
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Ralph S. Mouse decided to call it quits. He wasn't suited for vigilantism. He decided to settle inside the house of a retired deli owner, who agreed to let Ralph live with him.
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calf was rewarded to Waak'aupuumaakaa and he and his ass worshipped it. Little did Waak know, God was angry at him and was ready to reap what Waak had sowed. The stadium was
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Evilwoman, who took pride in her status as a "vampire" who sucked happiness out from children. As the school continued to operate, children continued to be turning into husks, and
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However, what will eternally remain as the favorite of preteens is the pickled shrimp and zucchini soy sauce sandwich. All in all, the world of cuisine is quite
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the witch collapsed in tears. Sandy ignored this and went home, where she lived happily ever after, having learned the skill of ignoring other people's bullshit.
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The mission ended up failing, and little did they know, Mr. Windman had been causing the tornadoes. This is a warning to all of you! You are not safe! Mr. Windman is after you all!
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The blob rose out of the cauldron and spread everywhere, devouring the witch! I rescued Princess Dolores and we escaped the wicked castle, just as it was disintegrated by the blob.
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His fingers were all torn off, one by one, and spun around on the hot dog rack. This man was a glutton, reacting with hunger rather than fear, and ate his amputated fingers.
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hospital. Unfortunately, their illiteracy also meant they knew not where they were, as they could not read the sign that said, "THE ONLY HOSPITAL IN TOWN." It exploded, causing the
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depleted them of their salmon. "We must get them!" quacked Montgomery. "You have no men. The infiltrators took them all" the young penguin said. Montgomery lost his mind and
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her/him to the restaurant of nitwits. Roger thought Samuel would enjoy this place, yet s/he took offense (as she was a nitwit herself) and beat Roger up with her/his tawdry heels.
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was late. “Damn, where is he?” the Beast said, and glanced at Buzzella. Perhaps this was a sign that he should give Buzzella a second chance. She loved him, and he did not care. So
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“Very impressive.” Snidely Whipshark performed the gill-lift upon Left Shark. It was a botched operation. Left Shark left the shell-urgeon not the same man as he was before. He was