Finished Folds (1—5)

• 5
  The Hortian Ludites just don't quite have the tongue for organic foods. Don't invite them over for dinner that's all I'm saying. They get nasty when they're hungry.

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  2016-12-05 08:52:41

• 7
  Gloop and Schleeb, the most beautiful of all the Martians. Their furry faces and dangling ears were mesmerising. Eventually I succumbed to their advances. It started with a

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  2016-12-05 08:46:30

• 2
  But her happiness was short lived. At the climax of the inauguration, Hillary Clinton stepped up to face Trump, gun in hand. And the yodeller yodelled no more, taking Tump's bullet

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  2016-12-05 08:42:09

• 6
  Anything higher than the fourth floor and the scum wouldn't survive to be questioned after his trip down the chute. He used to follow his victim down in a dumb waiter and

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  2016-12-04 10:45:14

• 6
  As she put on her mascara she considered the minions. They were surely replacable, her friend Willy had been murdering Oompa Loompas for years and just replacing them with new

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  2016-12-04 10:27:05