Finished Folds (41—60)
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6Perhaps it contained some sort or secret code or cipher? Perhaps it contained a terrible secret that everyone must know? Or perhaps it was time to take his medicine again.
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0cocking one's head at a certain angle was able to provoke that reaction, but it was all he could do to comfort himself. Why else would everyone dislike him so? Perhaps
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2mustache that had once been the height of fashion, but thanks to a certain Mr Hitler, it fell out of popularity for over a century. She pitied the mustache, and wanted to grow one
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1go home and relax, have a cuppa and put the telly on." After such an eventful day, she felt that she deserved a rest, and that sometimes people should just sort themselves out.
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1It was fine until I started ejaculating. Nitroglycerin is highly unstable don't you know, and the fact that I wasn't wearing a condom made it all the worse for her. I just have
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1And that, that is one hell of a thing to do. What we have learned, is that in the end, all we ever want is for someone to make us look better then we are.
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2prostitute servicing a customer. "Of course! Why find a princess when I could use my substantial coinage to speed up the process!" The frog did the deal and leaned in to kiss her.
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4making the best dog meat sandwich in culinary history. No one would stop me in my quest. Not the vets, not the RSPCA, not even my own conscience.
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4Scarn. A man who's name was synonymous with success. A man who would do anything to get the job done. The only man to have traveled in time in a fridge. He accepted the job, and
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1it would matter whether or not the fur had an authentic smell. In the universe of Star Wars, all these details had care and attention put into them, but now
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1Scott, the most expressive dagger ever made. Forged in the art lava of Bauhaus, it glowed with a critical sheen. "It will have to do." I thought, glumly. I charged
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0twiddling his thumbs as he watched. I guess that's what happens when you hire a teenager as a sidekick, no attention span. And so, I died, while he slept with the evil genius.
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1explained, "I hid inside a lead-lined fridge. Then, I used the force of the explosion to slingshot myself around the sun, causing me to travel back in time in order to stop you."
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2The explosion was felt on the other side of the globe. With her final act, she sacrificed herself to save everything she knew.
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1nap time. No more would adults dictate when a child would lay his head in forced rest. Her mind pulsated with the ideas that would lead this revolution. Now, if only
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1soon. Well, until the parents could afford a good psychiatrist. As he waited, his member quivered in anticipation. "Soon, my pet. Soon."
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1I'll tell you what nature did for us. Genitals. Ugly, disgusting, putrid genitals. It was time to put them to good use.
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1leaped into action. I grabbed various vegetables that were within reach and flung them in his direction. When the dust settled, he stood with a
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1throw small stones at him. We may all die, but we will go out heroes. Viva La Revolution! Also, Dave, could you let Chris know that we'll need a few body bags, thanks. Now we march
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3He failed, and this is the story of the ninja that ended him. Once upon a time there was a ninja named ninjaninja, and he was a ninja. He began his ninja pilgrimage and found