Finished Folds (21—40)
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4due to extreme inbreeding that results in evolution giving up. This final, ultimate species will be incapable of basic thought, and become the most powerful force in the cosmos.
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4"Not again." I sighed, as I grabbed the plunger. Satan may be the lord of all evil but even he finds a plunger to the nether regions uncomfortable.
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2"No one cares and no one ever will. But this is a good excuse to burn things."
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2Fresh from his recent adventures in Atlantis, which he discovered on Pluto before reinstating its status as a planet, Scarn leapt into action.
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2Secret Agent Michael Scarn found the ancient scriptures and began performing the act on women all around the globe as he fought Evil Geniuses. Sometimes he'd use it on them too.
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4panicked, and accidentally swallowed the keys. At least he would be getting more iron in his diet. Iron and laxatives.
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3that encouraged bad Monty Python references. "Look at the bowls!" My companions would cry, as they attempted a horrendous Scottish accent. Life is hell, but
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6in this two-tier classroom, although that was proving difficult as she kept prodding me with a tiny fork she had taken from the canteen.
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2"Yes," he replied, "because I am pretty crap at this, really."
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1Unfortunately, he had chosen to wear a matching fluorescent polka dot suit, which just does not go with black, and so untold dark power turned it's nose up at him.
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2dangling from his gums, attached by the root. There would be time enough to sort those later, but for now Secret Agent Michael Scarn had an explosive turtle to stop.
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2carpentry together into handsome pieces of modern furniture. IKEA had nothing on these fine ladies, and even better they didn't have ridiculous names like 'Urksplang' the lamp.
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5Well, first of all I modified the phone so that the rotating plastic produced a small electrical charge that fed into the rolodex that I had converted into a toothbrush. The bomb
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4the seminar on how not to start fires and/or endanger household pets. Had he known then what he had known now, perhaps things would be different.
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4stranger! Be warned, this note signifies something far more than a simple greeting. As you may have noticed, you can now hear the words, because I am standing right behind you."
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3cook the best darn squirrel-burgers in history. Pulling out his spatula, he called out to the stunned Sasquatch; "Get the Barbeque sauce, Scarn's cooking."
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1Luckily, I don't tend to stay drunk for long, and I was back to my dreary old apartment, where the only company is my cat. "I can't continue to live like this or
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4fight each other to the death in the American Gladiator Arenas using English stereotypes as weapons. You haven't seen anything til you've seen a pot of tea and a crumpet shoved
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2Unfortunately, Billy's punch was spiked, and so he began telling Bobby how much of a good friend he was and how much he loved him. Bobby looked on in horror as
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2loudly, their teeth glinting in the pale light. Luckily, I had taken night lessons as a dentist, and was able to remove the teeth as painfully as possible.