Finished Folds (521—540)
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2Uncle Gus' strained relationship with Aunt Gertie led to his long periods of seclusion in the outhouse: it's where he penned the first draft of The Purple Penguinadon, The Musical.
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4he'd gotten used to the methanogenic atmosphere she generated in the cozy alcove & forgetting about the situation, he pulled out his lighter to have an after dinner smoke
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7There ain't nuthin' sexier than a girl that knows how ta shoot, 'xcept mebee one that ken
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3A doctor with a mail order degree, Thd walked in the footsteps of another Zaney resident, pioneering the theories of UFO antigravitation, Thm Townsend Bluster Brown. Thd trasmitted
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4He pulled a fine #3 sandpaper from his manpurse and began to buff her calloused heals. Their eyes met to the rhythmic rasping
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4off her habit exposing a wild-eyed hairy-chested gourmand with puckered lips like the back of a Shitzu or someone who sucked an umeboshi & said "Actually just my cooking's divine!"
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4presentable in my lavish patchwork ragsuite. I played nightmare rag as the guests entered, & belted out in a ragged voice my riches to rags ballad as the ivories tickled my belly.
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1at the beaks of a flock of punk roosters who pecked them to death. ¡οἱ πολλοί!
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4Yes he had. His first relationship was with a programmable one chip poster. Pop tarts, yes please! That toaster didn't give no sass talk. Not like these "Companionbots" who'd whine
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3as she rolled past, pucturing a tire and causing Ruby to veer off the road & down into a ravine filled with pestilence, strife, & misfortune. Sykes laughed but Pandora went to help
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4Bella walked her dog Queen Fufu Latifa, in fact the dog wasn't walking so much as riding on a double wide skateboard with room for a doghouse & silver food dish which Bella pulled
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3wagged on about tics, incontinence, & hydrants unpeed, but Timmy didn't understand, he was never leashed by fate. In the tendrils of sdrwaky smoke he saw his potty dreams. The dog
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4and original. But the recesses of her mind kept mispronouncing it "Sinéad?" or misforgetting "Zongaminga?" or just outright making fun of her secret name "
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2Doc Jones, was not above tricking up his dogs to bury the bone with a femme feline, so he called on his friend Mssr. Antoine Pup. "Make 'em look like sophisticated pussycats!
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3Myrtle was a light weight & pretty soon, the world was rotating like a giant treadmill. She puked into Czernobog's offering bowl. Mictecacihuatl said "Maybe she swallowed a star."
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6He ruminated, should he deign to associate with the Mistress of Misentery? The Crohny Countess of Colic? He was gutsy, taking a seat next to her daughter, the Princess of Polyps!
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3the Low Country, it was too exposed for laying low! It was plane to sea the damming Dutch where to blame. Where was a fugitive man to Gogh? In a bid to conceal his identity he cut
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5I didn't want to do the obvious and add fold number 5 or 6 of a story. The crux of the matter was to START a story in the middle but did that mean the Middle Kingdom or my navel?
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8e fuse burned down to the end, and kerbloowie! . My jaw swung freely and a few teeth fell out. Then Bugs,said. "Now what did I say? Keep da Thermawmeeter in 'il Nurse says."
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5me some pulled pork, tenderized turkey, beaten meat and a slapped up octopus, grrr..." He backed away and ran to the butcher stand with Big Tutti in hot pursuit.