Finished Folds (21—40)
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6what if the dice were real turds? And ossified, irregular polygons? Each time you rolled the dice a piece might break off altering the probabilities. Truly a crap game! A casino
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2concerned when Duke Foamingshire wore bespoke jewel as a nose piercing to the Ball. The Lord was sure his mistress Desdemona betrayed him & Lady Frothingham thought the Lord & Duke
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1Carmen Miranda was a changling from planet Chitiquaqua, who double as the Chiquita banana lady. When he hawked her his banana,he unknowingly contributed to their limited gene pool.
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3fine rendition of "You picked a fine time to leave me lucidity". Unfortunately, the apparition immediately picked up on my snarky tone and vengfully launched into a cover of "
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3It was a Ground Hog Day minigolf course: a Bill Murray Impersonator doubled as both a reporter infatuated with her & the crazy greenskeeper. After Hole 9 came Hole 1 forevermore...
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4wiping the dust from his pate. But then Fred buried him with a shovel full of boulders, Fred & Barney's bare feet slapped the street & they drove off into the prehistoric sunset.
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5ould have megged their nuts like nobody's business. As I swung over the sacrificial pit one handed, the vanilla vine ripped and I fell. The last thing I saw was a giant pestle.
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1I'm gonna start eating carrots and spitting them around like a bad ass.
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5cup two positions along the countertop, put creamer in the 2nd one and give it a swirl & the other two cups are nonnewtonian fluids & I put sugar in the first one, what do I have?
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6Clippity clip & Beth-Anne's ponytail became his hair weave. When Ralph was at the movies her former lover sat behind him, snuffling at the grafted hair,he muttered in Ralph's ear "
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1the police officer was the incorruptable Sargent Samantha, who was about to take her license, but when Sam saw her pregnant husband she escorted them all the way to the hospital.
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3Why indeed? But her guardian angel, who wore blue overalls, a red cap, and white gloves to keep incognito, watched over her and rescued her from all manner of fiend.
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4Its sometimes wuff err.. rough but I'm adopting a dog's life & those other dogs in my pack need to know who's the alpha so I'm going to pee on my furniture. Bow-wow err.. Bye bye!
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6Now I knew what it felt like to be bootyful, and I didn't like it. I wanted a single bee circling my bonnet. One that found my flowers to be the special ones.
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3There's another me when I go to sleep and start to dream. I am then living in another Universe. I'm going to sleep to see what's happening to the other me.
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3, as it swirled. And he became known as the Sea Monkey Dervish, the Sea Monkey Whisperer, or Lord of Sea Monkeys. To rescue his desiccating Worshippers, he led them to the Dead Sea
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4In Boston shaker, coat 1oz ice with dry vermouth,give a quick stir,strain ice,pour off vermouth.Add 2 oz London Dry gin to ice.STIR,DO NOT SHAKE! Strain into chilled cocktail glass
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2Eventually anticipation peaked and me and my little friend made good on our plans, left him in his stupor, and painted the porcelain.
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4180 characters are over before you know it. But come to think of it, starting a foldingstory with 180 characters would be well nigh impossible and pretty confusing to boot. Oops,
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4on an errand from which it should never return bustling it into a time capsule & sent it to the year 2019. There the socially minded droid with a heart of gold saw that food waste