Finished Folds (561—580)
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2, bored, bored, and wine, wine, wine about the way life was a grind, grind grind. Sophia would sigh, sigh, sigh, about how insufferable was life, life, life,
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2Meet all kinds at these Cosplay events."Your not Scylla from Moero Chronicle, right? No cocktail dress. Haha". "No, I Msibvuf from Urghfuthleog Cluster." Was his tongue a tentacle?
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7ke me a sammich?". "Get one yourself you prune sucking codger." She replied. "Why, I oughta close your oxygen tank right now Maybelle but I wanna know why'd your profile say you
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7time to find a way out of my predicament. Earth in all its blue & white swirling glory lay below but the escape capsules were jettisoned.Cannibalize Oxygen from the fuel cells?
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4we mention the apparent conflict due to the derailed conception of Lester's grandfather & the amorous advances of Hells Bebe on her great great grandson the night the Mikado opened
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2"Sssay,sshhouln't you be wearing a fig leaf or ssomething?" Everyone noticed my nudity & stared.The bride sobbed.Then I woke from a nightmare & put my snake back in its terrarium.
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4one day I walked thru the park & a lot of people in trenchcoats were walking around. They dropped their coats simultaneously & were wearing black leotards.It was a flash dance mob!
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6water wonderful fairing sea recovery infinite sadness
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4This trouble & toil. This blistering boil. Meanwhile Doc just chats up a Goil, with chipped nail while my organs & limbs act as backdrop & foil.. Doc looked over at my split head &
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4I mean sharknado had nothing on this, but hey were soon cannibalizing eachother and the more successful one's opened shops on the ritzy avenue selling alligator shoes and purses
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6There is curling and then there is toe curling. And then there is toe curling while curling. Most people wouldn't want to combine the two, but Wendy Weagle wasn't most people.
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6Sir Ris had a slightly boney complection, but he looked smashing in his rusty suit of amour, having entertained many a lover in my tweed waterbed, his rough barnacly exterior
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4A is for Atom.B is for Biology. C is for Chemistry.These ABCs are what the Universe is made of,but R is for rocket. Its landing on a planet & we are the guest here. Are we welcome?
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5laughed. "HA HA that tickles, please stop! HA HA HA!" After lubricating with the massage oil gun, the robber stimulated the Tellers pressure points until he was a gibbering wreck.
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3He got a date with her & she insisted they visit the circus.When she got a big bucket of kettle corn to share under the big top Pan silently revulsed but her little cocktail dress
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4pranks you can pull, pop into the bathroom at parties & hey presto, in a flash you're a giant enchanted frog prince, Frankenstein's monster or Godzilla! Folding Costumes guarantees
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0because each crapful of wardrobe malfunctions overturded the last in pungency.The Press pressed for more,publishing perforated smutty details on a roll.Enough POTUSSY humor! Flush!
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4Farly had bet that after 30 min of dilly-dallying, God would send seven jazz greats who'd play 'When the Saints Coming Marching in' whlie Frank put his money on seven apocalyptic
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6ted to "Tepid Little Pee Pee Stream".That was the trivial origin of the Mali-Pakistan Diplomatic Spat known in informally in UN diplomatic circles as Tricklegate. Mali's ambassador
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5learn the lingo of the natives:the Wartbores.A Wartbores most colleagial greeting it was soon discovered was a grunt sounding & smelling like a fart passing through fetid swamp mud