Finished Folds (681—700)
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6But she hadn't.The jewels glow was because it was treated with uranium to give it captivating colors. Once the jewel left the household her dad recovered & lived to a ripe old age.
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5/ With full bellies rest ye merry giants / and quaff more honey mead / O tidings of sausage an' joy / Sausage an'joy / O tidings of sausage and joy! As the giants nodded off Jack
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6begged the beating heart to beat more quietly lest the unknown menace approaching hear it, but thump thump went the heart and thump thump thump went the door. With ear splintering
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2Undead are slow & slow on the uptake, but so were the reptilian overlords in winter. That's when Ef'ng Kould the Chiverous planned the assault of his recruited necrotic minions
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5down to wizened stubble chinned quasimodos with built in fart cushions. "Hey Junior, pull my thumb", said his eldest brother risking a broken hip by freeing a hand from his walker.
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6George the curious little monkey had become Gregor, the mutated Gonzo Gorilla & he was bananas about bananas & smart enough to use Henry's credit card.He just donned his yellow hat
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4OK.It's not the cure for heart disease,but once I had a mosquito bite that kind stung & slapped a sizzling piece of bacon on the sucker & woah boy, I totally forgot about the sting
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3spoke out of the wizened wiz's wrinkled wrist."Wizzy wuzzy once had hair.Wizzy wuzzy once looked fair. Wizzy wuzzy wasn't very wise wuz he?" The wiz left them off with a wristslap.
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5top and bottom quarks where coupling up, and the things were starting to heat up at the high energy bar. Then a Higgs Boson of indeterminate mass came on to her. Things got heavy
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4ly named to sell energy drinks on the Tijuana-San Diego lines. Unfortunately though they were based in Desolation Sound. Then VP Duncan McFurty said "Lets rebrand to Moose Cola!"
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4listened and the Republic of Compostella della Vegetalia succumbed to inevitable decay, but then the Patriarch tasted something moldy in his Sugo.
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4The decided against. Presenting a completely unrelated story about a man who'd been injured by his snapping turtle while cleaning its aquarium in the buff.
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5today? It was sort of a gruesome pleasure the Tomato family had watching the Andersons puree vegetables and make stew out of them.
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4But it was too late. The market was glutted. Ted & Blanch went bust with a warehouse full of octopus ink. What to do. Bill had the bright idea to fill the ink into
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9The man in the Chinese hat ordered the only soup of the house, miso soup. Madam Wong added a sprinkling of her special recipe love potion. She didn't believe in it's potency but
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2"Mmmm. inside the buns..." *Drool*, "Um, sorry, you there the wiener dog, you've been chosen for a complete dogsup makeover photoshoot. Come with me", said Col. Mustard.
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6But maybe it was part of a scheme by the foldingstory overlords to flush out saboteurs? Possibly it was even bigger than that, Ed Gryczinski mused. Was foldingstory itself a
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2of hormonal angst, foolish unrequited love, self loathing & stark uncertainty, sweat & blood like a torrent ripping at their firmament. It was grand but they settled for wrinkles.
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9A big pale lantern hangs in the sky. I feel a lust to howl at the moon, and I'm not alone. AARRROOOOOOOOOOO AAAAROOOOOOOO AAAROOOOOOOOOOO
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2My body had caused me to feel pain & suffering,but being separated from it I had a phantom body with phantom pain but I also felt phantom love & phantom joy so death isn't all bad.