Finished Folds (741—760)
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5shoot you Marcus. You're imagination sure is active but there is no need to get so melodramatic. Just take out the garbage like your mother requested." "But it smells like corpses
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4But they were clever and drove Joe's old Jag exactly as many miles backwards as forwards so he never noticed their joy riding, until the day of the Kennedy's family reunion when
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3time Rocket Rho" or "Flashdrive" where popular oldies but lately "Waiting for a Cyborg Like you" and "Just like Rebooting" where in. Robot karaoke tended to be monotonous because
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5my mule train of thought while it made a piss stop on the dusty trails of my mind. Their tails where tied to the bridles and each mule had a feedback full of ginger biscuits.
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6a guttural "Nug Sg'ath Troompah!"Trump was the Old one who'd "teach them new ways to shout & kill & revel & enjoy themselves so all of earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy
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2How about a little hint about what has happened up to now? Story means events follow from one another, and Pass is when you transmit something to the next person. Oops I ran out of
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5Whole Foods. Except for the three legged Bagger Shree who hid behind the special on 50 lb bags of cassava, when Green Arrow forced everyone to drink the green Kool-Aid.
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4or don't. I'm not sure what a PC wannabe is but for sure meme-ing what found it's way into John Mackey and Rahodeb's mouths would be an original one. I'm just waiting with baited
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4now. But my 2 or more childs are hard rearing their ugly sides. There are two childs I'm sure about, Julia Childs and Toni Childs. If I get either of them alone
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10"I'll take the Whiskey battered bourbon bangers and a side of Soho Chips, and for dessert I'll take the deep fried giant Snickers bars, oh, and
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5asked? "Today's special is either a Coyote or a large gopher (we're not sure which) run over by an 18-wheeler with 17in Z tread." "That's perfect, sugar." Her Michelin man costume
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5, My girlfriend Prunella would whip me for double dipping but I cherished every coffee I got from the Dairy Queen. But when Prunella got the scoop she went nuts so I split with
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10Romulan coffee is very coursely ground & viscous, think crunchy peanutbutter.They don't use coffee beans though, they use the petrified droppings of the Akaana Boar. Xklk's gourmet
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6effectively.He thought it was an 'aw shucks' punch, but when he punched me back it was a sucker punch.I landed in their whirlpool and got sucked under. Damn plumber.I resurfaced in
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7thought, 'Well well. What an original pick up line.' and responded in kind. "I love your cologne. Is that Putrefaction?" The Zombie smiled revealing
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6one. Anna Conda had a natural sheen that screamed annoint me, but Don Key was no ass. He had a plan. He would become the Annointed One! Braying loudly he claimed
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4She gave the Mouseketeer bar low marks. Mercury snickered. Next up was the "Mars" bar. Venus was sure to love that. It contained rusty lances and
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4? The real world is full of losers. People should prepare their trophy kids to be successful trophies. They should make their trophy kids wear gold leotards and
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2It was agreed that femurs would stand in for pins. Death picked up the nearest skull, his fingers in the eye lobes and thumb in the nose and put a wicked hook on his first throw.
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2They were red but green. Large but small. Sour but sweet. Oblong but round, elastic but mushy. fruit but veggie. healthy but deadly. Satan visited famed horitculuralist Sir Bombly