Finished Folds (921—940)
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4it was time for some affirmative action to reninstate gender balance on the whole sacrifice-the-virigin-to-the-gorilla social more. The social justice warriors tied the groom to a
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1a bad idea. The last time I used a fruity gun on an ATM it really gummed up the works and no cash was forthcoming, so my plan to rescue the man stuck inside was to withdraw
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1This being a fairytale, I'm sure the reader's belief is already suspended in traction, so you won't flog me when I write that once the head Jack found in Gramma' freezer thawed it
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4hatch,pressed the ignition & leaned back as her rocket blasted off from the abandoned field where she'd spraypainted "Good bye cruel world!" She would find another one not so cruel
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3or the lam for that matter. Dave's lame lamb Lam usually showed him the way home when he was pissed, a pathetic sight for sure. He felt pretty sheepish when the missus caught him
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5I promise. The subject is untouchable. Your diaper dilemma is safe with me. My memory is extra absorbant and never leaks. I'll never let on what the X on this toilet paper marks.
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2acutrements.The military were mighty interested in sending dronelike Mr.Stungman to spy with his little compound eye.He flitted through a keyhole to Vladimir's boudoir just as Erdy
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3or cavier on cheetohs,Dom Perignon & Fanta,playing flight of a bumble bee on a theremin,wearing bunny footie PJs, barfing & posting to youtube. Oh wait that's nothing special now.
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6Mr. Oolong smoked and tipped the ashes on Mr Coffee's beans. Mr. Coffee roasted over this, expressoing his caffeine rage by teabagging them both and hanging them out to dry.
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3The walking stick slapped its side in disbelieve at their ignorance.Even the insectworld knew about Vampire Ass a.k.a Fangbutt & these scientists,ignorant nincompoops, had no idea
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4Uncle Frank was anything but.I would have never learned to compose & produce my own work by listening to his surly evasive equivocations.It was FZ's lyrics which caused my epiphany
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1their lyrics which all described true experiences couldn't be used to sue them for libel. Unfortunately Aunt Z's singer Alice (no relation to Cooper, Gary or otherwise) had a lucid
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3are one thousand times more massive than megabears which are themselves composed of one thousand kilobears. The Walmart Gigabears dancing caused tremors which attracted
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5grin was quite toothy & the eyes seemed melancholy:the journalist promised a correction on the frontpage of the next edition,but when the Paper came out Smiles McGee was nonplussed
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5It was so ridiculous to look at that the protagonist (Who shall rename nameless to protect his/her/its reputation) overted the eyes to avoid looking at it. Imagine a hamster maze
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4Lenny had constructed his time machine out of a whirlpool washing machine,some transistor tubes & a spare flux capacitor. He'd program a spin cycle & get in,so time loops were only
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4'course Hogwart's doesn't have separate planets. Even a muggle knows that, but Perronicus couldn't tell his fantastical utterances apart from reality since he had severe folditis.
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2footnote to self: keeping my journal under my sole for future reference I walk miles in my moccasins & tread softly on my past for it leads me to the future I chose with each step.
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6a slaughterhouse. Then Mr. Kilroy said, "Back in my day sawdust was mixed with old fashioned glue made of boiled little horsey's." He whinny-laughed showing his giant front teeth.
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2frog over the jellyfish but one giant frog belly-flopped from jellyfish to jellyfish saying "boing boing boing" with each bounce,landed near my feet & bowed over his portly belly &