Finished Folds (21—40)
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3to you at all?" After all, man boobs (the really good ones) are just like real boobs, except with the added bonus of hair and a reduced chance of lactation. "Damn it, Janet,
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8damn good at. Especially the smoking. She was a grand champion smoker, lighting them by the fistfull, smoking like a 1986 Subaru Loyale with a blown head gasket, inserting smokes
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5not pay his taxes, move to Iceland, continue to not pay taxes, establish Harrwitz bishops early and often, and generally
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2Appropriate tools for appropriate problems, she thought, as she lifted the 4-foot bong from its case and set it on the Sherman Avenue sidewalk in downtown Coeur d'Alene. It had all
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2his personality,. which had always been a bit more prickly and pimply than he would have liked. He thought back to the time he picked the legs off a centipede (took for-e-ver) and
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1It was the second to the last day for the National Writing Project fellows. After a gratifying four weeks of writing boot camp, they were about to be free. Then things got weird.
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5started pooling at Dolly's feet. There is nothing worse than a wax mannequin of an aging Country songstress, standing in a pool of her own melted boob wax. Willie Nelson might
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3fell over on the work floor, assumed the fetal position and started moaning. Boy George always had that kind of effect on people, and the workers were no different. The labor union
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8with a minimal amount of time invested and an even lesser understanding of the context for the original work. The renegade Cliff Noters only Cliff Noted steamy romance novels, so
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0the elves and Mrs. Claus' fat ass were nowhere to be found, however. We were pondering our situation when Bear Grylls walked by drinking a jar of his own urine.
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3and broached his concern about all those fucking cats. "I mean really...cats?" Pharaoh knew there was a way to make fire without combustibles, but the cats knew more, and
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1New movies are really bad. Ronald Reagan and Charles Manson walk across a field together. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. Two men. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. One story. Bom-bom. Bom- bom. They
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3trickling down their legs. Perhaps they had taken the metaphor too far... 80s economic theories aren't funny, but piss is. At any rate, The Gipper (god save his soul) responded by
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3mockingly gained knowledge to develop heaters - the Germans had never quite gotten over that whole gas chamber thing, what with gasoline-fired heaters in Volkswagens. Vat Nettern
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5Koi, like all members of the carp family, have strong lateral lines that were able to detect Cheswick Blighton's pineal gland broadcasts. Dimensional broadcast limited to depth,
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2she wondered if she had left the oven on. Shit! She always did that! Wait! Why did it matter? Her last thoughts mundane, she took in one last breath, scented strangely of weevil.
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3Her dance moves were regrettable or fortuitous, depending on your perspective. Head nurse Anna knocked over the pills for the asylum dwellers. Uppers, downers, 'ludes, gigglers,
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5to her. All that mattered to the European starlings (nasty things, those) was free and abundant nesting materials. The prince shouted as the birds beakily gripped her nose hairs
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5large mole, he thought to himself "self, that is a large mole." He instantly began to worry about melanomas and thick black stray mole hairs. However, he overcame and leaned down
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0The Congress had planned on coming up with a plan to raise the debt ceiling...but Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) thought they were "raising the roof", which he heard about on Oprah and was