Finished Folds (41—60)
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3Amy's mascara was running copiously down her cheeks and onto the blackened spoon. Kurt quipped "a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido" as a mulatto albino mosquito walked by
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6ample Viking bosoms as a sort of Trojan horse that distracted miscreants, enabling her to use her feather duster to incapacitate. HELGA's french maid outfit barely contained
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4to Hermione "holy shit, when did you get all hot?" Lord Voldemort took my distraction as an opportunity and cast "Avada Kavadra" at that little ginger bitch, Ron.
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3"That's easy," replied Timmy. "A newspaper." "No, Timmy. It's an exploding zebra," Mr. Sparks answered. It was then that the third grade decided to kill their teacher.
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2Although the jetpack seemed very interesting, Nkima suddenly realized that he could not hold in his deep dark secret any longer. "Tarzan, I am your father".
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7with two of each of the really unpleasant animals, like mosquitoes and asps and Fox News political pundits. You scratch your patchy Noah-beard and smile knowingly, you didn't put
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7Some people think that it is awkward for 53-year-old men to listen to Britney Spears' Greatest Hits album repeatedly while furtively but furiously hoping for a sign. Others know
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0The unfortunate child was born with a rare form of spina bifida, so rare that it had no name. The doctors mockingly called it anal bifida. Hugh Chauncey Pinkingford III had no
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7wanting his damned skinny half-caf sugar-free hazelnut 180 degree extra foam venti latte. Sasquatch was a man (?) on a mission - he needed his Starbucks. The barista stared at
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6for the slot where the second piece of bread went in. "This is the strangest toaster I've ever seen," Nurse Stacy quipped. "It is a computer," said the Doctor. Stacy looked like
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7we realized that the crusty old dame made her crusts with Crisco, full of dangerously high levels of trans fats. Our arteries hardened with the day terrors of America.
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4with Riker's mind...sadly, they all discovered that Riker's mind was actually just another beard inside of his head.
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6The year was 2078, and The Bionic Replica of Jeb Bush was entering its 7th consecutive term as President of the United States of America and That One Real Nice Part of Asia. Jeb
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7having peeled off the CAPSLOCK button to prevent a repeat of the malevolent shitshow that had befallen them before if he was taken by force. What kind of person types in all caps?
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1codpiece whispered, nay, shouted out to him: Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Mr. Crockett! This isn't even cherry season, it's September...but what did that codpiece demon want?
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0once I shoot Lenny in the back of the head for screwing my sister in high school, we will be 2 billion, 321 million, four thousand and fourteen. Could make a difference.
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4Although, this begged the question - was MoralEnd meant to be named MorelEnd? A manifestation of fine french cuisine? MorelAnd BeefDemiGlace? It takes a long time to cook that
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4So it was said, and so it was. Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
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3over her top branches and she felt the rage flow through her xylem and phloem as she reached out a planty limb to smash the intruders in the rescue copter into smithereens. She
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8, black resplendent turtle of fear, was found scratching around the body of some smarmy Baronet in a manicured garden outside a stuffy manor. The Turtle of the Baskervilles