Finished Folds (21—40)
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4-ece, however they were somehow fresh out of Obama's tears. "Guess we'll have to fix that," I decided, getting onto the first flight to England.
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3-trix. God, kids these days. It's so difficult to get even the most basic pop culture references now. Of course, the term "basic" is a little ambitious, but still. How am I suppose
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3the good stuff, and at this point and time, what with Blandert McKizington deciding to O.D. on methamphetamine and such, the good stuff was hard to come by.
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4were able to reproduce at this astounding rate!" Regrettably, the horny GNU nads chose this moment to form together to make their final form, a huge
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1herself a cheeseburger. Realizing she had made the most perfect cheeseburger to have ever graced this filthy planet, she swiftly took out her phone, instantly Instagram-ing it.
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3buttocks, gripping on tightly for dear life. "I won't lose you, Wienerman!" Vienna declared. "Not again! I have something to say!" Unfortunately for Vienna, at that exact moment
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1hot-dog-pocalypse of '09 began. Yes, I remember the cruel dictator that was Bruce Jenner. There was salmon everyone. Or was that last Tuesday at the grocery store? I'm getting too
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6I had a wet dream about haggis once.
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0Suddenly, Ronald McDonald positively burst into the room in an explosion of ketchup and diet soda. "How DARE you?" he screeched. I'd never seen him so angry. "How dare you peasants
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2"S-senpai!" a voice called out. "You're hurt!"
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3"I fetishize older men in suits!" My opponent looked at me, stunned. "Th-that's impossible..." he stuttered. "Because
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0"So you are...?" He asked me, expecting me to fill in the gaps. "Well," I thought, "Excuuuse me, Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome. I'm not going giving you my name THAT easily. Not after
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4into the literal oblivion. The Ninja Pope cackled and, with a final push, threw Beelzebub into the volcano. The Ninja Pope laughed, certain his enemy was done for, but little did h
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6the fire nation attacked, shattering the golden turd in half. "Noo!" I screamed in despair, falling to my knees. "My one true love! Torn into nothing! Why must this be so?"
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6I am a leather jacket haphazardly thrown onto the back of a chair. It's quite nice being a jacket, sometimes. It's never cold, but I always end up smelling like smoke, one way or a
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8-y dripping down my lips. It was another cold night with me sleeping in the forest, comforted by soft moss and fallen leaves. I held my hand out and the moonlight reached back.
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6I held my boyfriend's hand, caressing his palm. "It's okay," he whispered, a lone tear running down his cheek. "The FRTWNGL bed is part of my destiny." He walked into the sunset.
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5bites them off. It's okay though, because they were infected and kinda gross-looking (though the man she's biting them off of doesn't seem to understand this). "What are you
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3the light of heart. Besides, he should have known, should have always known that Jane had a slightly animal kink. She wouldn't listen to reason -- not now, since she was already
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5would work out. He was certain that he'd be able to fool everyone into thinking that he was a man of power. Oh, how he'd show them all! They all have to bow down to him, begging