So I accidentally discovered King Solomon's

So I accidentally discovered King Solomon's Mines, Shangra La, Mu, Lemuria and Atlantis all in one evening while using Google Maps.

I decided to visit Shangra La first, because according to my GPS it was right near Valhala and I had a powerful thirst for some mead. Just past the Bermuda Triangle, I took a left

at a Yummy's donuts and found myself thinking about an Apple Fritter. I made a U-Turn and came back for the donut. I said to the lady behind the case, "Hey, I've got a hankering fo

r a couple of your nice round fritters." She smiled sweetly and, noticing the yearning in my voice, replied. "I've got your fritters, mister, right HERE!" She slapped her sugared

hands on my buttocks and vigorously shook them up and down in an alternating fashion. My voice vibrated as I asked her again about a couple of nice round fritters. She clapped her

hands over her ears & started rocking back & forth, alternately keening & mumbling something about frickin' fritters. This chick must be whacked on something wicked. Still, she had

After weeks without the good stuff, our jonesing hero decided to attempt a desperate seance with the deceased Blandert McKinzington. Madame Soso, the renowned medium, would host

the party to end the 5100+ open stories on a trivial website known as Creased Tale, channeling the denizens' nonsense into gospel truth. Madame Soso opened the ceremony by

Tuesday. Everybody gossiped out money in front of the camera, it was high quality carp. Madam Soso gained millions for chating while some kid extending histalents, "earned" a penny