Finished Folds (1—11)
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2would be some washed up old prostitute who was far past her prime. Little did I know this women named Snow would change my life forever.
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6I patted the freshly made dirt mound with the back of my shovel. As returned the shovel to my trunk and climbed into my car I felt little remorse. After all, that bastard had
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4for a while, things were great. Money, women, moderately fast cars, But after only a few weeks, the feeling of success faded away to be replaced with an itch. An itch for
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9and as she flew over the edge, he knew, never again would he caress her slimy, hairy legs, nor hear her voice that sounded like a sweet, sweet trombone. He shed but a single tear.
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1I loaded and cocked the gun. I thought to myself "This world was never good enough for octopus-human love, and it will never will be!" As I raised the gun I imagined her purple
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1ding-dong. Alas, there was nothing that could be done to straighten out his once glorious manhood. "I only have one option!" he thought thought to himself
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1So he pulled out his katana and prepared to preform the ancient ritual of seppuku. As he cut deep into his gut, he remembered his childhood days.Running through the welsh fields ..
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1right on top of my me. The impact forced me to the ground. Before I could fight back he began twisting my nipples and chanting some devilish spell. A strange purple mist shot from
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3says "You'll never make big money. You're a two-bit guy." This hit me hard. Not just on the surface... but in the soul. So as my eyes welled up with tears I said "Honey,
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0those godamn Jones' from next door came over with a fruit cake, asking if I wanted some. This was the ninth time this week that those senile bastards hav tried to
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0So I gently mounted the rhino and preceded in my attempt to make human-rhino hybrids. At first the rhino resisted, but after a few moments it seemed to understand. It knew that ...