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would be some washed up old prostitute who was far past her prime. Little did I know this women named Snow would change my life forever. -
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I patted the freshly made dirt mound with the back of my shovel. As returned the shovel to my trunk and climbed into my car I felt little remorse. After all, that bastard had
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for a while, things were great. Money, women, moderately fast cars, But after only a few weeks, the feeling of success faded away to be replaced with an itch. An itch for
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and as she flew over the edge, he knew, never again would he caress her slimy, hairy legs, nor hear her voice that sounded like a sweet, sweet trombone. He shed but a single tear.
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I loaded and cocked the gun. I thought to myself "This world was never good enough for octopus-human love, and it will never will be!" As I raised the gun I imagined her purple
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ding-dong. Alas, there was nothing that could be done to straighten out his once glorious manhood. "I only have one option!" he thought thought to himself
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So he pulled out his katana and prepared to preform the ancient ritual of seppuku. As he cut deep into his gut, he remembered his childhood days.Running through the welsh fields ..
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right on top of my me. The impact forced me to the ground. Before I could fight back he began twisting my nipples and chanting some devilish spell. A strange purple mist shot from
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says "You'll never make big money. You're a two-bit guy." This hit me hard. Not just on the surface... but in the soul. So as my eyes welled up with tears I said "Honey,
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those godamn Jones' from next door came over with a fruit cake, asking if I wanted some. This was the ninth time this week that those senile bastards hav tried to
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So I gently mounted the rhino and preceded in my attempt to make human-rhino hybrids. At first the rhino resisted, but after a few moments it seemed to understand. It knew that ...