Finished Folds (21—40)
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1was suffering from an olive oil shortage due to the blockade. Forever cursed again. "Tomorrow, man the torpedoes," she said. "We're finishing this recipe if it kills you!"
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3ovaries. The babies. Nine months later Sarah JP Dark gave birth to twenty-seven identical girls, each brimming with estrogen. Twelve of them
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5tracking him down, presumably to the Treasure. Quacky the invisible parrot would be difficult to find. "Yarr," said Bluebeard, biting down on his cigar, to his maties. "We be
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3pretended not to see them. "Al Gore was a chaste man," Tipper said at the funeral. "At least give him that dignity, now that he's mulch." But they weren't paying attention. A sprou
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6take them off again, then put them back on, over and over until the end of time. This was his new job. The continuous replacement of the rubber duckies powered the world. But one d
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3inverse diameter was 4.671739442 etc., never repeating -- a new transcendental number he called "mom." He loved mom very much, but so did his colleagues. He wanted to protect her,
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6ingale. We could hear its screeches from two floors down. "Someone has to put a stop to this," I said. I started for the door but Zoe clasped my wrist, her eyes wide. "Unhand me,
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7Johnny!" "Aaaiiiieeeee!!!" she screamed. "I can't believe you got me my favorite. Corned beef!" They lay on the bed and chowed down. He frowned. "Wait, we're just going to eat my
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4"No!" He slapped her with a resounding WHAP! "This is not a game! This is serious business!" "I don't care," she retorted. "I'm a girl, and girls just wanna have fun!"
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7"Really?" he said. "Such a cornucopia of a girl!" He stuck his hand into her chest. "No!" she cried. "Not my heart! Take anything but the heart!" He thought about that. "Okay,
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6this was a mistake. The twit Melody Snark's snarky tweet caused a twitterpocalypse. Twitbits of twitty dialog and instagram links littered the twitterscape. Melody fumbled for her
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3taken the clean socks and fled. Taken advantage of my sock-washing skillz! "Wait!" I called. "They'll just get dirty again!" This was a disaster. If she didn't maintain good sock h
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5yaddah yaddah yaddah, I assassinated the presidents, all of the presidents ever, destroyed their armies, defeated The Hulk, and when everything was destroyed, I was still full of
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6reciting lines from the theme song of George of the Jungle. Then get down on one knee and start hooting and screeching, maybe pound your chest. This is when you find the ring and
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6was that all hot tubs I climbed into instantly became cold, she realized it wasn't a come on at all. Even though it was. A tear rolled down her cheek and she said, "Sure, Monsieur,
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4Just like the prophecy described it. I tromped down the side of the hill, heed to the wind now, hurrying to the banks of Nærøyfjord. They would be here soon. I spread my shimmering
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12you've waited too long, run for cover!! 7th, get Japan and fry some shallots. Wait two hours and congratulations! You've got a smelly kitchen and some honest work for dish washers.
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2I've been locked in this dungeon for three thousand years. All that stuff was just my imagination. Or was it? What if it was all real? I'm creating reality with my mind. I can cont
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3My fish will die. I have to stay alive for Fishy. That is the purpose of all human life, to take care of fish and whales like Shamu. Pollution has caused the oceans to become like