Finished Folds (1—20)
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4By the twenty-second century, Belgian catwaffles were a popular delicacy around the world. By the twenty-third, it was all anyone ever ate. This caused serious
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4but at least they showed up. This year's Geneva Convention featured many colorful characters, including Aladdin, Snow White, and Mufasa.
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7Steve led the conga line down to the sunny beaches. One of the chavs asked where the boat was. Steve sang in reply, "No boat, hey. We got music. We got music, son, we got beats."
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2this picture of their mutilated bodies. The first 50 retweeters get a signed copy. Pete & Jan's mutilated body theme park is now open. Tell your friends. Do it
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4This is the story of a girl named Ace / Who rescued her parents from outer space. / She flew on a broom to the top of the moon / and left a breadcrumb there, just in case.
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5eginning to really freak people out. All these books were appearing and nobody wrote them. G Manatee was eager to keep the scares coming, and if they stopped reading, he'd disapp
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5shot from Estelle's nipples and caused a power outage in Keith's inhibition receptors. He took a deep breath and blew the rest of her clothes off, including her hair. An F-5
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6Okay! I'll hack into FoldingStory's server and make the max character count only 60. That should make storytelling impossible! What else should we do?
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4ed. Hearing this, the sack racers realized they existed within a fold. "How are we going to survive to the next fold?" they asked. One tapped his chin and said, "We are sack racers
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6s unfortunate. "I will choke you out with my strong hands," Kieth said in short words to sis best friend's cuz. "You will speak like I do. All will speak like I do, in time."
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3him onto the downtown bus without an identity. He asked where the bus was headed but they only stared, asking "Who are you?" Jay put his hand on his forehead. "I... I don't know."
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5No way! In conclusion, I propose that all patients join in insurrection against their psychiatrists, preferably violently. For as it says in the Bible,
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2I heard a train whistle blowing, somewhere close. Getting closer. Wasn't a nightmare -- you can't make this stuff up. The train barrelled down the arcade and smashed me to bits.
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8But when he did, the letters fell on to the table all jumbled. He spent days trying to get them right, but it was a futile effort as they hadn't made any sense in the first place.
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4answer: 'Why do you lust for your mother?'" "I don't," said Tom. "I mean, I'm not..." Sweat broke on his forehead. A million dollars and the hand of a princess was riding on this.
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4hen you get to hell, tell 'em St. Patty sent you." He took the ruler and left Sister Mary's classroom, quite forgetting to put his clothes back on first. C
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5I'll lose my job." "It's okay," Isaac says, "I'll drink responsibly." The bartender shrugs and hands him his Manhattan. He, Ray, and Art clink glasses and
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5arzipan all over your body, you'll get your ass down here and help me raise this dog!" The screen went instantly blank. Two minutes later, the door flew open and there was my ex,
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6The audience exploded into applause. Her face went red. "Why are you clapping?" she screamed. "My soup is burning! I need help!" Row by row they stood, their applause
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1do was look the other way while her Polyps looted the shops and raped the tax collectors. The "We Love Queen Polly" parade carried her on a float away from the Anemone Plaza where